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Title says it all I believe
Geez I hate it when they give you a minimum number of characters you must write...
Ok...so...are there any women who actually enjoy pegging ...that aren't bots?
Im starting to believe thats about as common as Trump being honest...heheheh...
Im a deprived man that is looking for a sexy women that enjoys sex and no strings im a fun person energetic and loves the outdoors my body is not model material but im not heavy i can do fantasy casual and am willing to try new things im a clean person hygene wise im not rough unless you want it that way
Heyyyy y'all I'm looking 4 sexy men women and possibly couples heres the thing I don't want 2 know anything about you just that you're 100% disease free and after we fuck we part ways never 2 cross paths again...sex with strangers is my ultimate turn on but shhhhhh its are little secret..
Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should... Barry?
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
Out? Out where?
I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
that gets their roses today.
Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
You got a rain advisory today,
and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,
hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!
And a reminder for you rookies,
bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
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I’m single male no kids 6 foot four blue eyes black hair above average build from Minnesota. Looking to hook up possibly date just looking to have some fun. So there’s anybody else here to Match this description
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Looking to give all sorts of sensual physical pleasures to the right woman. Discreet gentleman, drug & disease free. I want to rub your feet, massage your back, lick all your secret places. I want to focus on giving you as many orgasms as you can stand! I get pleasure from giving it, and I love to give. Let's try that one fantasy you've never told anyone about but you just can't get out of your mind... Can't wait to hear from you! ;)