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Sexy pick-up lines for girls


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Finding a good fuck is supposed to get easier: Raunchy Pick-Up Lines For Girls as introduced by Cosmo as well as on Reddit are the new sexy :bite:

 

Well, maybe not, but in terms of equal rights it makes sense to me.  So what are your pick-up lines to make the guy´s boner freeze in awe? 

 

Here are our favourite pick-up lines so far:

 

  • Are you a fireman? Because that big hose of yours is getting me wet.
  • I know why they call it a beaver, because I'm dying for some wood.
  • I'm not wearing any socks and I have panties to match.
  • You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
  • "Are my undies showing?" No. "Would you like them to?"
  • Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you're name's Debbie, right?
  • Are you a taxidermist? Wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
  • You have a nice smile. Can I sit on it?
  • Did you just ring my doorbell? Cause you can definitely come inside.
  • Want to give me an Australian kiss? It's like French kissing, but you're going down under.

 

Which ones did you like the most? Ever used any of them? ;)

 

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The best and only pick up line that has ever worked for me...

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

  • 3 weeks later...
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On 10.6.2016 at 10:05 AM, Maude967 said:

"Nice shoes wanna fuck ?"

I tried, really ... no success ;)

  • 4 months later...
  • 1 month later...
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I receive this on a postcard on valentines day years ago, you can come in mine this Friday written on the back. That worked pretty well...

 

  • 5 months later...
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why does it have to be sexy why not be true look into there eyes and say really want to make mad passionate love till cum like a wild woman and not just for me but till you moan my name 

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