Status

Single

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Personal details

Gender Man
Age 44
Status Single
Height 172cm
Weight 80kg
Eye colour Other
Hair colour Black
Hair length Short
Beard Goatee
Orientation Straight
Ethnicity Mixed race
Origin New Zealand
Pubic Hair Part shaved
Body hair Some hair
Zodiac signs Scorpio
Glasses

About me

Interested in:

Description

What I want ~~~
I want to something In Real Life that a lot women enjoy but are sometimes hesitant to allow on a first play-date.

short & Sweet Mary U R blunt! ~~~
My full nickname says it all 'CockUpUrBum'.
Will trade my wide ranging interests / skills etc for what I want.
I have very few boundaries when it comes to Fetishes and Kinks
Pick the ones U like in return for the 1 that gives me sexual satisfaction.
All U ladies if you're willing to meet me In Real Life then we'll play and have lotsa Fun.

da lowdown ~~~
OK some obvious stuff:
I am Drug and Disease Free
I scrub up well and will do so again once I get to our play date (if possible)
Unless invited / instructed otherwise I will remain sub to you and your hubby at all times
so please try to stay on the same page as each other so as not to do my head in
I never intentionally 'touch' ANYONE without their express consent / permission
I practice ‘Safe Sex’ so you and the next person will consent to it!
In fact quite often you will not know how much I want you until I confirm
(often by you saying so or groping my dick) that you want me.
BTW showing me your tits isn't enough ... I get plenty of 'down blouse' action wheneva I'm out .... pretty sure not all of them want to sleep with me!
I have two adequate SAFE words which can be modified to your preferences
I have Naughty Picx as well as ones that verify I am really REAL, howeva I have no desire to be 'World Famous'
Rather than fluff around tyre kicking I suggest U just take the 'REAL Thang' for a Test Drive.

Babylon ~~~
[this section contains some fairly abrupt statements to combat the rubbish thrown around on vanilla dating sites] ... and I will flex them to get trusted in the 'scene'
Please don't be put off by my interests or ideal fantasy ... only one thing is essential to consent to for play dates In Real Life.
Food for thought ... when you first got your vibrator / butt plug did U have much emotional attachment or chemistry with it? ... Why do U NEED that with your organic fuck toy????
Sure I'll have coffee with you first. Provided a play date us organised IMMEDIATELY afterwards 'just in case' the answer you come to is why not go for a ride since we are here. Or something amounting to consensual sex.
Please don't be offended if I decline to waste a whole day hitch hiking a couple hundred kilometres to sit in a public cafe waiting for someone who might not show up nor be enlightened enough to know that even bad sex is good and definitively better than no sex at all.
Do not misunderstand I have lots of good sex, some of it mind blowing. However, the craving to play with others In Real Life is escalating enough though I am 'getting some'.
I am also mildly interested in getting more practice / learning in being a Dominant, Daddy, submissive, and maybe even a little. At least in cyber space. Because what I got is mostly unstructured theory. Please message me comprehensively if you are happy to play in this way.
Why is 'Gay Female' and 'Gay Female Couple' on my profile??? Why .... some ... Gay Females like Pegging guys ... that's why!

My ideal [Dream] partner / date / relationship[s] ~~~
OK it involves a Primal D/l Puppy Pile Poly
... and if you have no clue what that means it might be better it stays that way to avoid misunderstandings.
If you DO know roughly what that means please DO enquire for your self or on behalf of someone you know!
I am aware that being a single male in the swinging scene it is really handy to be able to bring a female +1 to swing with ... rest assured I am working on it!

Fantasies

Interests ~~~

I like:
BoyFriend Experience (Active) GirlFriend Experience (Passive)
24/7 (Active) Armpit Sex (Active) Age Play (Active) Amateur Videos (Active) Anal Plugs (Active) Anal Sex (Active) Anal Play Breath Play (Active) ...
the list really really long just assume I like it all and U won’t be to far off
Parking Lot Sex Education (Active) Eyes (Active) Blindfolds (Active) Stomachs (Active) BDSM (Active) Cut Cocks (Active) Begging (Active) Bizarre (Active) Vanilla Bondage Breasts (Active) Submission (Passive) Dildos (Active) Dirty Talk (Active) Discipline (Active) Domination (Active) Double Penetration (Active) Cage (Active) Electro Sex Stimulation (Active) Erotic Photography (Active) Erotica (Active) Erotic Art (Active) Exhibitionism (Active) Extreme Bondage (Active) Fingering Erotic Photography (Active) FFM Smell (Active) Goth (Passive) Collar & Leash Testicular Bondage (Active) Elevator Sex (Active) Adult Cinema (Active) Sex in the Shower (Active) Younger Sex Partners Chastity (Active) Enema (Active) Corsets (Active) Scratching (Active) Cuddling Body Modification (Active) Kissing Massage Multiple Orgasms Oral Sex Polyamory Sex Porn Quickies Shaved Role Play Sadism (Active) Petit Cum Swallowing (Active) Cocks (Active) Sex Toys Cum (Active) Squirting (Active) Strap-on (Passive) Foreplay Female ejaculation (Passive) Older Sex Partners (Active)

Wanna know what interests me?:
Sex at Work Photo Swapping (Passive) Branding Cross dressing Sex Chat (Passive) Free love Gangbang (Active) Group Sex Handjobs (Passive) Handcuffs (Passive) Butts Sex in the Car Sex at the Movies Sex in the Swimming Pool Swingerclub Sex Sauna Sex Locker Room Sex Wax Play Chains Medical Corner BBW (Passive) Wet Look Watersports Whips Smoking Fetish (Active) Curvy (Passive) Threesomes Masturbation Snowballing Striptease Sweet Pain Uniforms Female Domination (Passive)

N.B. this is a work in progress Fetish and Kink list that includes just Watching, Actively doing (Active), Passively receiving (Passive), Everything about it No tags after. I think the 'Watching" is under the heading 'Wanna know what interests me?'
These activities, cause of the awkward interface it is not accurate yet.
Please message me a web link to an easier site to produce this list.

Interests

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What I want ~~~
I want to something In Real Life that a lot women enjoy but are sometimes hesitant to allow on a first play-date.
short & Sweet Mary U R blunt! ~~~
My full nickname says it all 'CockUpUrBum'.
Will trade my wide ranging interests / skills etc for what I want.
I have very few Read more… boundaries when it comes to Fetishes and Kinks
Pick the ones U like in return for the 1 that gives me sexual satisfaction.
All U ladies if you're willing to meet me In Real Life then we'll play and have lotsa Fun.
da lowdown ~~~
OK some obvious stuff:
I am Drug and Disease Free
I scrub up well and will do so again once I get to our play date (if possible)
Unless invited / instructed otherwise I will remain sub to you and your hubby at all times
so please try to stay on the same page as each other so as not to do my head in
I never intentionally 'touch' ANYONE without their express consent / permission
I practice ‘Safe Sex’ so you and the next person will consent to it!
In fact quite often you will not know how much I want you until I confirm
(often by you saying so or groping my dick) that you want me.
BTW showing me your tits isn't enough ... I get plenty of 'down blouse' action wheneva I'm out .... pretty sure not all of them want to sleep with me!
I have two adequate SAFE words which can be modified to your preferences
I have Naughty Picx as well as ones that verify I am really REAL, howeva I have no desire to be 'World Famous'
Rather than fluff around tyre kicking I suggest U just take the 'REAL Thang' for a Test Drive.
Babylon ~~~
[this section contains some fairly abrupt statements to combat the rubbish thrown around on vanilla dating sites] ... and I will flex them to get trusted in the 'scene'
Please don't be put off by my interests or ideal fantasy ... only one thing is essential to consent to for play dates In Real Life.
Food for thought ... when you first got your vibrator / butt plug did U have much emotional attachment or chemistry with it? ... Why do U NEED that with your organic fuck toy????
Sure I'll have coffee with you first. Provided a play date us organised IMMEDIATELY afterwards 'just in case' the answer you come to is why not go for a ride since we are here. Or something amounting to consensual sex.
Please don't be offended if I decline to waste a whole day hitch hiking a couple hundred kilometres to sit in a public cafe waiting for someone who might not show up nor be enlightened enough to know that even bad sex is good and definitively better than no sex at all.
Do not misunderstand I have lots of good sex, some of it mind blowing. However, the craving to play with others In Real Life is escalating enough though I am 'getting some'.
I am also mildly interested in getting more practice / learning in being a Dominant, Daddy, submissive, and maybe even a little. At least in cyber space. Because what I got is mostly unstructured theory. Please message me comprehensively if you are happy to play in this way.
Why is 'Gay Female' and 'Gay Female Couple' on my profile??? Why .... some ... Gay Females like Pegging guys ... that's why!
My ideal [Dream] partner / date / relationship[s] ~~~
OK it involves a Primal D/l Puppy Pile Poly
... and if you have no clue what that means it might be better it stays that way to avoid misunderstandings.
If you DO know roughly what that means please DO enquire for your self or on behalf of someone you know!
I am aware that being a single male in the swinging scene it is really handy to be able to bring a female +1 to swing with ... rest assured I am working on it!
UpUrBum
icon-wio UpUrBum has updated their desires and fantasies info
Interests ~~~
I like:
BoyFriend Experience (Active) GirlFriend Experience (Passive)
24/7 (Active) Armpit Sex (Active) Age Play (Active) Amateur Videos (Active) Anal Plugs (Active) Anal Sex (Active) Anal Play Breath Play (Active) ...
the list really really long just assume I like it Read more… all and U won’t be to far off
Parking Lot Sex Education (Active) Eyes (Active) Blindfolds (Active) Stomachs (Active) BDSM (Active) Cut Cocks (Active) Begging (Active) Bizarre (Active) Vanilla Bondage Breasts (Active) Submission (Passive) Dildos (Active) Dirty Talk (Active) Discipline (Active) Domination (Active) Double Penetration (Active) Cage (Active) Electro Sex Stimulation (Active) Erotic Photography (Active) Erotica (Active) Erotic Art (Active) Exhibitionism (Active) Extreme Bondage (Active) Fingering Erotic Photography (Active) FFM Smell (Active) Goth (Passive) Collar & Leash Testicular Bondage (Active) Elevator Sex (Active) Adult Cinema (Active) Sex in the Shower (Active) Younger Sex Partners Chastity (Active) Enema (Active) Corsets (Active) Scratching (Active) Cuddling Body Modification (Active) Kissing Massage Multiple Orgasms Oral Sex Polyamory Sex Porn Quickies Shaved Role Play Sadism (Active) Petit Cum Swallowing (Active) Cocks (Active) Sex Toys Cum (Active) Squirting (Active) Strap-on (Passive) Foreplay Female ejaculation (Passive) Older Sex Partners (Active)
Wanna know what interests me?:
Sex at Work Photo Swapping (Passive) Branding Cross dressing Sex Chat (Passive) Free love Gangbang (Active) Group Sex Handjobs (Passive) Handcuffs (Passive) Butts Sex in the Car Sex at the Movies Sex in the Swimming Pool Swingerclub Sex Sauna Sex Locker Room Sex Wax Play Chains Medical Corner BBW (Passive) Wet Look Watersports Whips Smoking Fetish (Active) Curvy (Passive) Threesomes Masturbation Snowballing Striptease Sweet Pain Uniforms Female Domination (Passive)
N.B. this is a work in progress Fetish and Kink list that includes just Watching, Actively doing (Active), Passively receiving (Passive), Everything about it No tags after. I think the 'Watching" is under the heading 'Wanna know what interests me?'
These activities, cause of the awkward interface it is not accurate yet.
Please message me a web link to an easier site to produce this list.
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tagline ~~~
M4F+ - Cxxx Up Ur Bxx - Solve censored phrase, Northland
short & PG ~~~
I want to something iRL that a lot women enjoy but are sometimes hesitant to allow on a first play-date.
Will trade my wide ranging interests / skills etc for what I want.
Pick the ones U like in return for Read more… the 1 that gives me sexual satisfaction.
short & Sweet Mary U R blunt! ~~~
My full nickname says it all 'CockUpUrBum'.
Will trade my wide ranging interests / skills etc for what I want.
All U ladies if you're willing to meet me In Real Life then we'll play and have lotsa Fun
da low down ~~~
Please don't be put off by my interests or ideal fantasy ... only one thing is essential to consent to for play-dates In Real Life.
OK some obvious stuff:
I am Drug and Disease Free
I scrub up well and will do so again once I get to our play date (if possible)
It is my pleasure to pleasure U but this is only offered to Honeys that consent to being involved in ?????????????????
I never intentionally 'touch' ANYONE without their express consent / permission
In fact quite often you will not know how much I want you until I confirm
(often by you saying so or groping my dick) that you want me.
BTW showing me ur tits isn't enough I get plenty of 'down blouse' action wheneva I'm out .... pretty sure not all of them want to sleep with me!
I have two adequate SAFE words which can be modified to your preferences
I have Naughty Picx as well as ones that verify I am really REAL, howeva I have no desire to be 'World Famous'
Rather than fluff around tyre kicking I suggest U just take the 'REAL Thang' for a Test Drive.
Babylon
Food for thought ... when u first got your vibrator / butt plug did U have much emotional attachment or chemistry with it?
... Why do U NEED that with your organic fuck toy???
Sure I'll have coffee with you first. Provided a play date us organized IMMEDIATELY afterwards in case the answer you come to is why not go for a ride since we are here. Or something amounting to consensual sex.
Please don't be offended if I decline to waste a whole day hitch hiking a couple hundred kilometres to sit in a public cafe waiting for someone who might not show up nor be enlightened enough that even bad sex is good and definitively better than no sex at all.
Do not misunderstand I have lots of good sex, some off it mind blowing. However, occasionally i enjoy playing with others In Real Life.
My ideal [Dream] partner/date /relationship
Ask me I might tell U!
PS If U wanna swing ,,, we can be each others +1
UpUrBum
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Well everything and nothing is special about me.
My 8 (eight) pack (abdominal muscles) is years gone.
( No really the times I have bothered developing a six pack stomach i have ended up with an extra 2!)
My best feature is my eyes which are grey, green, and brown with gold flecks
(picture to Read more… come)
If there is anything else you simply must know before meet me, ask. But understand some information will remain private even after I verify your identity and intent to play. I more concerned with who you are not than who you are.
The who you are MIGHT come later.
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My full nickname says it all 'CockUpUrBum'. Will trade my wide ranging interests / skills etc for what I want.
All U ladies if you can come to me In Real Life then we'll play.
Please don't be put off by my interests or ideal fantasy ... only one thing is essential to consent to for play dates Read more… In Real Life.
Babylon
Food for thought ... when u first got your vibrator / butt plug did U have much emotional attachment or chemistry with it?
... Why do U NEED that with your organic fuck toy???
Sure I'll have coffee with you first. Provided a play date us organized IMMEDIATELY afterwards in case the answer you come to is why not go for a ride since we are here. Or something amounting to consensual sex.
Please don't be offended if I decline to waste a whole day hitch hiking a couple hundred kilometres to sit in a public cafe waiting for someone who might not show up nor be enlightened enough that even bad sex is good and definitively better than no sex at all.
Do not misunderstand I have lots of good sex, some off it mind blowing. However, occasionally i enjoy playing with others In Real Life.
UpUrBum
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