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Gender Woman
Age 35
Status Single
Height 168cm
Weight 50kg
Eye colour Brown
Hair colour Brown
Hair length Short
Orientation Bisexual
Pubic Hair Part shaved
Body hair None
Breast size A
Zodiac signs Taurus
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Tattoos
Piercings
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German

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Maude967
icon-wio Maude967 created a topic in WTF (other fucking stuff)
  • 07.06.2016 10:41:41
  • London
Can you tell a dog toy from a sex toy?
College Humor puts a handful of toys to the test. Are they sex toys, or dog toys?
Ok, so for anybody that's been to an adult store in the last century, most of these will be pretty obvious, but College Humor's hilarious video is still worth watching.
LikeMikeMidnight, Maude967, Jacky95 · 3 Replies
fuckme-5566
fuckme-5566 That toy is designed to slide up someone's ass.Take one to a crowded park and throw it and watch your dog chase it.I can run fast too. That toy is designed to slide up someone's ass.Take one to a crowded park and throw it and watch your dog chase it.I can run fast too.
Like · 04.02.2020 9:39:32
leoen
leoen seems interesting. seems interesting.
Like · 13.06.2016 9:05:29
Maude967
Maude967 Haha! This is amazing! It is soooo true! Thanks for sharing! Haha! This is amazing! It is soooo true! Thanks for sharing!
LikeMikeMidnight · 10.06.2016 10:16:06
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  • 01.06.2016 12:15:57
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Maude967
icon-wio Maude967 created a topic in WTF (other fucking stuff)
  • 26.05.2016 12:47:14
  • London
Pumpkin WTF? Seriously?
Okay- We've all seen the grapefruit video . But I just read this about pumpkins. Apparently the smell increases the blood flow a guy's dick? WTF?! Serious? Anyone have experience with this???
LikeMikeMidnight, polly618
Maude967
icon-wio Maude967 created a topic in WTF (other fucking stuff)
  • 26.05.2016 12:44:04
  • London
Does size really matter or is it really the motion of the ocean?
I don't know. This is kind of a tough question... I've fucked a variety of sizes of dicks. How do you get around the issue without hurting his ego if it's too small or too big? Because he could be a super awesome dude, but if I don't know what to do with his dick, that sucks for both of us.
If Read more…it's too big, it hurts, like it it fucking hurts. And no bigger is not always better.
If it's too small I don't really feel it (or haven't found a way to feel it), what are some other options. I know it's really sensitive issue for guys, how do you get around that?
LikeMikeMidnight, prateekm · 3 Replies
fuckme-5566
fuckme-5566 Definitely the motion and for me it's also about the girth as well as the length.Saying that a 6" vibrator can hit the spot but i own a really huge butt plug that takes ages to slide all the way in and up to the hilt.It's all about how good the guy is at using his cock Definitely the motion and for me it's also about the girth as well as the length.Saying that a 6" vibrator can hit the spot but i own a really huge butt plug that takes ages to slide all the way in and up to the hilt.It's all about how good the guy is at using his cock
Like · 04.02.2020 9:34:12
TwistedBinds
TwistedBinds I think a lot would depend on the relationship with the guy and most importantly his emotional intelligence (Some might say that is a contradiction in terms !)
I think a lot would depend on the relationship with the guy and most importantly his emotional intelligence (Some might say that is a contradiction in terms !)
Like · 07.05.2018 21:00:15
MikeMidnight
MikeMidnight (dick dixit) (dick dixit)
Like · 06.06.2016 16:01:15
Maude967
icon-wio Maude967 created a topic in Fuck Confessions
  • 26.05.2016 12:33:26
  • London
Dark Places are sexy
I love hiking and LOVE going in caves! They're dark and a bit scary because you never know what's around the corner or if the ground is going to give out. One time I was wandering around in a cave with a date and we heard a big sound like thunder or rocks falling. And we were like FUCK! We're going Read more…to be stuck in here! We ran back the way we'd come and looked out the tiny hole we'd crawled through. There was a torrential down pour going on outside, thunder, lightening, the whole shebang. It was incredibly dramatic and sexy as fuck. So naturally, not being able to go anywhere for awhile.... well I think you can use your imagination!
LikeApplehoney, larryboyand 5 more… · 5 Replies
Rocky110
Rocky110 ➦Rocky110 quote Pyt244:❝It's hot ❞
HI LOVE IT ➦Rocky110 quote Pyt244:❝It's hot ❞
HI LOVE IT
Like · 06.06.2017 12:07:41
Rocky110
Rocky110 ➦Rocky110 quote Applehoney:❝I agree...but not all the time don't you want to see what you are doing❞
HI
➦Rocky110 quote Applehoney:❝I agree...but not all the time don't you want to see what you are doing❞
HI
Like · 06.06.2017 12:06:20
Pyt244
Pyt244 It's hot
It's hot
Like · 25.04.2017 20:28:01
Maude967
icon-wio Maude967 created a topic in Sex Toys
  • 24.05.2016 16:09:55
  • London
Pegging for pirates. WTF?!
I met a guy at a Mardi Gras party. So obviously costumes. He was a pirate and my wench costume naturally called his attention over. Pirate guy and me got off on a really good foot and we've been seeing each other since. And this is going to sound corny as fuck but he's just introduced the idea of having me peg him.
I've never been with a guy who let me even touch his ass, let alone stick anything in it! What? How? I don't get it! Is this something a lot of guys are into now? HELP!!
LikeMikeMidnight, Gsteve48Aand 2 more… · 3 Replies
fuckme-5566
fuckme-5566 Im gay and bottom and love anal but im also a submissive and really like to a woman,kissing and licking where i am told to but being pegged would be something that i would like to try.I can imagine a femdom would enjoy using a sissy like me.Hope so. Im gay and bottom and love anal but im also a submissive and really like to a woman,kissing and licking where i am told to but being pegged would be something that i would like to try.I can imagine a femdom would enjoy using a sissy like me.Hope so.
Like · 14.02.2020 15:58:05
Pegusas69
Pegusas69 I love my ass licked (by woman)and fingered. in about an inch or so and wiggled. makes the orgasm fantastic I love my ass licked (by woman)and fingered. in about an inch or so and wiggled. makes the orgasm fantastic
Like · 01.12.2019 18:24:46
CaraVirt
CaraVirt I don´t know, whether that´s a new trend or something like this.
But I know from my experience with many men, that a lot of guys like it. But only a little part has the guts to cofess oder stand to it.
If you like to try, don´t be afraid: if you take your time and don´t rush, it wont hurt and can Read more… be much fun ... for men and women likewise.
My ex-ex (*g) was very eager to try it. So we first began with some training ... used special anal dildos, then turned over to bigger dildos. And at last I used a strap-on.
For me there was no thrill in a sexual way. But I enjoyed to "take the mens part".
LikeMaude967, Medooo566, Gsteve48A · 26.05.2016 1:21:50
Maude967
icon-wio Maude967 created a topic in What Guys Think
  • 18.05.2016 19:00:37
  • London
Why are my girl friends in his head?
I'm not sure how to feel about this. When he's fucking me, he says he's sometimes thinking about my girl friends! Is that normal? Should I be jealous?
LikeMikeMidnight, Medooo566, prateekm · 11 Replies
Azheat2
Azheat2 I love it it spices things up I make my man check out females I love it it spices things up I make my man check out females
Like · 01.09.2018 19:59:38
LeBatteur
LeBatteur ➦LeBatteur quote kisser510:❝I think you should be ❞
Signature ➦LeBatteur quote kisser510:❝I think you should be ❞
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LikeMikeMidnight, prateekm · 28.06.2016 11:02:57
mami111
mami111 He wanna cheat. He wanna cheat.
LikeMikeMidnight · 23.06.2016 13:12:07
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Maude967
icon-wio Maude967 created a topic in Sex Toys
  • 18.05.2016 11:46:15
  • London
At the super market
I hear and read a lot about people using various fruit and vegetables for sex toys. I'm super curious about it but have never done it. I'm a bit nervous, like when I go to check out the cashier will know what I'm going to be doing with that cucumber. Anybody have suggestions for getting over that initial first buy? Suggestions about actually doing it? Condoms or not?
LikeMxhotnwet · 10 Replies
Rachel4you
Rachel4you I tried this whilst playing... Gets quite kinky, if you're just about to meet someone that loves rimming...
I fill my little hole with grapes, strawberries, pieces of apple, cherries and any other small fruit. Then have someone eat it out of you.. it's such a turn on.....
But for stretching, cucumber for depth, and aubergine for Width...
XXX I tried this whilst playing... Gets quite kinky, if you're just about to meet someone that loves rimming...
I fill my little hole with grapes, strawberries, pieces of apple, cherries and any other small fruit. Then have someone eat it out of you.. it's such a turn on.....
But for stretching, cucumber for depth, and aubergine for Width...
XXX
Like · 15.02.2020 9:11:44
fuckme-5566
fuckme-5566 I love using cucumbers.I peel it first because it will going into my ass.No need for lube either then.Do the cashier's guess cucumbers are used as sex toys? Possibly yes.They are good for practising deep throat as well. I love using cucumbers.I peel it first because it will going into my ass.No need for lube either then.Do the cashier's guess cucumbers are used as sex toys? Possibly yes.They are good for practising deep throat as well.
Like · 14.02.2020 15:48:44
Prince-4755
Prince-4755 ➦Prince-4755 quote Maude967:❝I hear and read a lot about people using various fruit and vegetables for sex toys. I'm super curious about it but have never done it. I'm a bit nervous, like when I go to check out the cashier will know what I'm going to be doing with that cucumber. Anybody have suggestions for getting over that initial first buy? Suggestions about actually doing it? Condoms or not?❞
Good
➦Prince-4755 quote Maude967:❝I hear and read a lot about people using various fruit and vegetables for sex toys. I'm super curious about it but have never done it. I'm a bit nervous, like when I go to check out the cashier will know what I'm going to be doing with that cucumber. Anybody have suggestions for getting over that initial first buy? Suggestions about actually doing it? Condoms or not?❞
Good
Like · 09.05.2019 4:43:24
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Maude967
icon-wio Maude967 created a topic in Breakups
  • 18.05.2016 11:36:53
  • London
Sex with the ex..
To fuck or not to fuck the ex... So I was with a guy for a year, pretty intensely and we just couldn't find a middle ground for a relationship to work. But we had epic sex and I still want him and he still wants me, but I don't want the emotional baggage that comes with it. Can it ever just be about the great sex we used to have and not make things complicated now?
LikeNottibutnice · 3 Replies
Matthew700
Matthew700 People are busy to have sex People are busy to have sex
Like · 06.06.2017 10:36:06
LeBatteur
LeBatteur ... to fuck my ex it´s not my pleasure, there´s finally a reason why she´s my ex.
Therefore it would be nothing for me ... ... to fuck my ex it´s not my pleasure, there´s finally a reason why she´s my ex.
Therefore it would be nothing for me ...
Likekonak, kisor · 28.06.2016 8:54:10
CaraVirt
CaraVirt Referring my experience it´s a clear "No". Unfortunately you can´t divide that, respectively will the emotions you have for the ex (bad or good) allways play a role.
I was allways able to establish a good relationship with my exes (don´t know if it´s the right plural *g) after we seperated. And Read more… with two of them I also later had sex. The sex was even better than before. Probably ´cause there were no expectations and demands for "more", so that both acted more relaxed.
But for me there allways was some pain mixed in the pleasure of enjoying the sex. Because I still had "feelings" - you can´t turn them off. And ´cause it shows, how satisfying and great our sex could have been, if we had managed to be more relaxed in the time we were together.
But I would´n hesitate to do it again with those men ... if the situation fits.
Likezhangxianlai, Nottibutniceand 1 more… · 18.05.2016 17:16:46
Maude967
icon-wio Maude967 created a topic in Sex & Relationships
  • 18.05.2016 11:31:32
  • London
What the fuck is polyamory?
So I hear all these terms: polyamory, poly this poly that... Isn't it just people wanting to fuck around? Or is there more to it? One relationship is a lot of work anyway, why would I want more than ONE?
Likekris1992, Magdapio · 11 Replies
GoddessGermanika
GoddessGermanika It is having multiple lovers but in my case these men are special and the group is closed, so we do not just fuck around. These are more intimate relationships.
When I fuck I want a group of men say 20 or more and I just fuck. No talking, no romance, just fuck like your life depended on it.
I live with two men and have a third who lives nearby. My husband is my main emotional pair bond, But I love sex and I love having special men and hopefully soon women. It is having multiple lovers but in my case these men are special and the group is closed, so we do not just fuck around. These are more intimate relationships.
When I fuck I want a group of men say 20 or more and I just fuck. No talking, no romance, just fuck like your life depended on it.
I live with two men and have a third who lives nearby. My husband is my main emotional pair bond, But I love sex and I love having special men and hopefully soon women.
Like · 04.01.2020 18:08:36
Shiva-5343
Shiva-5343 Hi
Hi
Like · 03.01.2020 20:01:16
Metternicher26
Metternicher26 ➦Metternicher26 quote Maude967:❝So I hear all these terms: polyamory, poly this poly that... Isn't it just people wanting to fuck around? Or is there more to it? One relationship is a lot of work anyway, why would I want more than ONE?❞
I think this is very personal. Maybe there are people who just want to fuck. If you find some people living it, they are hopefully open to being asked about their way of life and relation. Why don't you ask?
Most writers only guess.... ➦Metternicher26 quote Maude967:❝So I hear all these terms: polyamory, poly this poly that... Isn't it just people wanting to fuck around? Or is there more to it? One relationship is a lot of work anyway, why would I want more than ONE?❞
I think this is very personal. Maybe there are people who just want to fuck. If you find some people living it, they are hopefully open to being asked about their way of life and relation. Why don't you ask?
Most writers only guess....
Like · 29.08.2016 14:19:28
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Maude967
icon-wio Maude967 created a topic in Casual Dating
  • 18.05.2016 11:28:39
  • London
His place or mine???
So it's coming up to the end of the date and I totally want to go home with this guy. How do I decide? His place or mine???
LikeRobby, Amanda190 · 10 Replies
fuckme-5566
fuckme-5566 I prefer going to his place for that first time.If it doesn't work out i can escape. I prefer going to his place for that first time.If it doesn't work out i can escape.
Like · 14.02.2020 15:52:14
Jackp-3727
Jackp-3727 If you are facing your partner have ED issue give them sildenafil 100 tablet (Fildena 100) and for women give it Lovegra 100 for instant sexual desire boost in body If you are facing your partner have ED issue give them sildenafil 100 tablet (Fildena 100) and for women give it Lovegra 100 for instant sexual desire boost in body
Like · 26.08.2019 14:40:31
TwistedBinds
TwistedBinds ➦TwistedBinds quote CaraVirt:❝Nowadays I only date at the swinger club - no "private" dates (which for me includes also to meet in a hotel).
But when I began with swinging and dating men for ONS, for me it was allways his place.
I didn´t want to cause unexpected visits. I can´t look into heads and Read more… at a ONS I don´t get that familiar with a man, that I get to know him really well. So I didn´t reveal my address.
Ok, some dates turned into a good and near acquaintance. In this cases I sometimes met also in my place.
btw: on my visits at his place I allways made sure, that I was "covered". Told a friend or my brother, where I would be. And called some times in between, so that she/he could be sure, that I was ok.❞
Safety call should be a must!!
Like · 24.08.2019 13:49:46
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