Personal details

Gender Man
Age 36
Status Single
Height 175cm
Weight 94kg
Body shape Curvy
Eye colour Blue
Hair colour Brown
Hair length Middle
Beard Shaved/no beard
Orientation Straight
Ethnicity Caucasian white
Origin Scotland
Pubic Hair Natural
Body hair Some hair
Zodiac signs Gemini
Glasses
Smoker
Tattoos
Piercings

About me

Description

Imma apologise for the laziness but I'm going to copy/paste my Fetlife profile for now till I find my way about here. Summary: kinky, sub (potentially but not necessarily switchy), GGG, feminist, seeking intimacy as well as screams.

Hello.

Twenty years of schooling and they put you on the day shift

Long-standing sub. After a decade long vanilla entanglement, I'm committed to fishing in kinky waters.

Jump into the wagon, baby, throw your panties overboard.

As you can imagine, I'd like to catch up on some bootlicking. I'm interested in play, chat, and friendship, not necessarily in that order (I'd dearly love a few friends, maybe even of the lady persuasion, to get me from out behind a keyboard once in a while). I'm open minded about relationship and commitment; I prefer to have some level of connection with people I play with - getting my ass belted by a stranger at a club doesn't do much for me, but that said there are certain types of play I'm happy and enthusiastic to do with anyone (hello, rope). But a little bit of romance is always good.

And I am so done with vanilla relationships.

Can I come home with you, baby?

Pretty open-minded, somewhat service oriented, not into heavy pain, and would like to try new stuff and be challenged. I wouldn't call myself a switch, but I can definitely enjoy topping, though I am not especially skilled. I like bondage (enforced cuddling!). And I'm generally keen on pretty much anything we wouldn't discuss with our mothers. Or maybe you would. I know some of you are like that with your mothers. I'm not.

My love she speaks softly

I'm self-employed and my current financial situation might best be described as 'parlous', so if the words reward, contribution, or tribute feature heavily in your vocabulary, I'm sorry, I can only disappoint you. Might just about stretch to buying you a coffee though. A cheap, small coffee, especially if it's from one of those places. You know the kind I mean.

You must leave now. Take what you think will last.

Other things you should know: I put two spaces after a full stop and use Oxford commas. DEAL WITH IT. Play music, mostly badly, two cats, d̶o̶g̶ (illustrated). Fav book: Middlemarch, and it should be your favourite too.

WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You DO HAVE permission to send an attractive lady researcher to sneak into my house, hide in my wardrobe, and emerge while I am sleeping in the middle of the night to tie me up and abuse me for research purposes. Please remember to assign me a safeword, consisting of not less than 15 characters, containing lower and upper case, a number, and at least one Unicode symbol. Thank you.


Show me the way to
the company I wish for
of saints and drunkards
of madmen and angels.
And the quickest way out of
this synod of sane men,
luthers and cromwells
and next door strangers.

Hamish Henderson, Written at a Conference, c.1945

Fantasies

I like it when my partner takes charge. I'm open to physical roughness - shove me around, grab my hair, that kind of thing - and if you're confident and domineering, you will make my heart melt. I'm not a massive masochist but I'm happy to suffer for you as best I can if that's your thing.

Newbie? Be not afraid. You do not need your Femdom Empress badge to play with me. If the idea of a submissive guy connects with you any level, we can probably find somethign to talk about, and I'm always happy to talk.

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I like it when my partner takes charge. I'm open to physical roughness - shove me around, grab my hair, that kind of thing - and if you're confident and domineering, you will make my heart melt. I'm not a massive masochist but I'm happy to suffer for you as best I can if that's your Read more… thing.

Newbie? Be not afraid. You do not need your Femdom Empress badge to play with me. If the idea of a submissive guy connects with you any level, we can probably find somethign to talk about, and I'm always happy to talk.
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