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Need a break from the holiday mayhem? Got a bit of money burning a hole in your pocket? Looking to embark on a relaxing adventure with your special someone? A luxurious spa day fits the bill, whoever you are! We could all use a break, and who better to take a break with than your loved one! Check out our top ten list for couples spas in London!
10 of the Best Fucking Places to Go
Couples Spas London
10. May Fair Spa
This spa’s “Together Package” will keep you close, starting with a Moroccan Steam Cleansing Ritual and ending with a signature Mediterranean-inspired bunch in the chic May Fair Bar. You can end your spa time cosying up in the relaxation room or float on over to the sauna and steam room, featuring twinkling fibre-optic lights in the ceiling, giving you the calming feeling of a country night, in the broad daylight of Modern London.
9. Aman Spa
London has its fair share of spa swimming pools, and it’s been said that this is one of the best to explore. Go for the ultimate corny romance moment as you embrace your love under the pool’s elegant waterfall before continuing onto your tranquil spa treatments. When you’re finished splashing about, treat yourselves to a signature pedicure, a dip in ionised water, and a nap on hot stone beds, all as the world’s most relaxed couple.
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8. Browns Hotel Spa
80 minutes of couples’ bliss awaits you as together, you inhale the aroma of scented oils and forget the world with their perfect massage and skin radiance facials. Upgrade to their signature Spiezia Head in Heaven Ritual full-service treatment, to get a personal consultation, and choose how relaxed you both want to be by the very end.
7. K Spa
Located in the trendy K West Hotel, K is home to London’s first Snow Paradise – a chilly -15°C snow chamber that will get your circulation going. You and your honey can huddle for warmth here, or you can opt for their “Two’s Company” package, including candlelight massage, sauna, sun meadow, afternoon tea, and of course, unlimited use of the chill area for a very cool trip indeed.
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Want to cosy up to your counterpart in decadence? Ushvani is the place to be for a lush visit, with that far-away feeling without the plane price tag, hidden right here in Chelsea. With treatments drawn from Asian culture, you and your beau get your own private room for three hours of extreme pampering involving massages, soaks, wraps, scrubs, and reflexology. It’s lavish, but exactly the escape you two may need.
5. The Dorchester Spa
Step into one of The Dorchester's couples suites to relax on their warmed couches, where you’ll both enjoy an aromatherapy massage to help you collectively unwind. Without moving a muscle, you’ll finish off with an aromatherapy rose or refinery facial. While it loses points for lacking a sauna, Dorchester's lush mud wraps, body exfoliation, mineral cleanses and even a rose cocoons awaits you at this Mayfair paradise.
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4. Akasha Spa
Picadilly Circus hides this gem of tranquillity behind their soundproof wooden doors that really do block out the world. The “Celebration For Two” is relaxation at its finest in the Akasha suite with foot rituals, massage, and a dip into the relaxing Jacuzzi bath. Finish off your afternoon of decadence with some champagne and fruit, and you’ll have to float your way home!
3. Four Seasons At Park Lane
At The Four Seasons, you’ll find pure luxury in the Spa Sky Suite For Two, allowing you to relax and unwind in a serene setting that includes a private double steam shower, separate dressing room and a relaxation area to provide the utmost luxury for you and your loved one.
2. The Berkley Spa
A fave of local celebrities, the view from The Berkley just can’t be beat, as it overlooks Hyde Park in its prime location atop the Knightsbridge Hotel. This spa is the perfect package, but London’s finest rooftop pool in the ideal place to unwind with your lover following your vigorous couple’s massage. Even on a misty day, you can go for a splash as they pull out a roof to cover you and make sure the relaxing experience is never forgotten by either of you.
And the Number One place to fucking go this week…
1. ESPA Life At Corinthia
Luxury doesn’t hit much higher than the Trafalgar Square relaxation haven that sits within the Corinthia Hotel. Revitalise, radiate, and relax with a decadent spa experience for two in your own private spa suite; individual treatment pods, steam showers, relaxation beds and more are all yours for two hours of couple’s TLC.
Charlotte is the writer behind the sex-positive blog, My Tickle Trunk. She is a sex blogger and passionate advocate for body-safe sex aids, sexual exploration, and body positivity! Twitter: @MyTickleTrunk
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