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Feeling kinky? The social atmosphere of a UK fetish club can be just the thing to spice up a vanilla Friday night and push those boundaries to the perfect point of ecstasy. Whips and chains are just the beginning as you explore this sexy city of ours and its many sanctuaries of kink.
Fuck.com's Top Ten Places to Fucking Go:
The Best London Fetish Clubs
10. Club Rub
Billing itself as “London’s Friendliest Club” and guaranteeing a great night out, Club Rub has brought joy and depravity for the past nineteen years. Fetish wear is needed to get in, but feel free to strip down to your most comfortable once you’re among friends. Their dungeon is the real fetish attraction here, with the general ambiance ranging from fun and flirty to provocative and sexual.
Their next event is “Christmas Bling” on December 17th, so get
fetish and get frisky!
9. Toppers Club
Leave the jeans at home for this semi-monthly event at The Flying Dutchman in Camberwell. Fetish wear is required, with all black being the bare acceptable minimum, and even an on-site stylist to help you shy boys release your inner femininity. The defining feature here is the presence of House Dominants & House Submissives, where no request is too shocking, and
Miss G will ensure that you get the right sub or dom.
Time to get fancy!
8. The Hoist
This Vauxhall fixture in at the harder end of the gay fetish scene in London, with boots being mandatory for entrance. Theme evenings cater to fisting, skinheads, spanking, uniforms, suits, leather, latex, and basically any other fetish your perverted mind can muster. Gogo dancers, cinema porn, and x-rated performances will keep you entertained as you saunter about
the venue. Expect a dark and thrilling atmosphere and an
intensely sexual evening, whether you’re into bears, or into
7. Club Decadence
For seasoned regulars and curious newbies alike, Decadence features enough visual feasts of eroticism, originality, and creativity to keep North East London buzzing long after their legendary events have passed. DJs, dancing, and decadence are the pillars of this flat-out fun evening, and the price point makes it much more affordable than the upscale London events you might be familiar with.
December 10th is their next all-night round of pleasure, so dress to
impress and head on over to Murder Mile Studios to explore your fantasy.
Strictly fetish room...
6. Club Subversion
Run by a small team of dedicated fetishists who have been active on the London scene for a number of years; Subversion takes place on the first Saturday of every month. There are two very different types of Subversion events; Club Subversion (where you dress up, socialize, play & dance) and Subversion Noir (strictly dark and naughty playtime). The former is good for those who may be new to
the fetish scene and looking to dip their toe in, while the latter
is only suggested for those who have visited the club on one of its
more vanilla nights. The dress code is strictly fetish, and the events
bounce between Vauxhall and Selhurst every couple weeks.
5. Killing Kittens
The sexual elite takes refuge in the world’s most decadent and hedonistic parties. Events are thrown multiple times a week around the world, with London being a regular fixture for the lavish, female & couple-oriented events. Every event has a theme, with nights like “Silver Kittens” for the over 45 crowd, “Sankktuary” featuring sensual yoga, and as many masked balls as you can handle. Dress to kill for
a night filled with the moans of pleasure that you’ve been craving.
All of the kinky things...
4. The Underground Club
“Beneath Central Station lies a world of darkness and mystery.”
While generally true at any given time, this mantra for The Underground Club brings a whole new dimension to The London Underground. This same-sex-oriented club is best known for their very distinct themes nights like “A.B.C.” (Adult Baby Club), Big Office Orgy, Collared, and every other dark fantasy you’ve ever dreamed
of exploring. Down and dirty are the buzzwords here, so bring
your filthiest thoughts to this sexy King’s Cross staple.
3. Club Antichrist
Described as Europe’s largest alternative crossover party, Pentonville’s Antichrist merges the worlds of goth, fetish, and industrial into an off-beat, sensual experience. And a big one; every AC party is spread over nine zones, with apt titles like Theatre of Sin, Devil’s Playroom, Couple’s Room, and Hellfire Bar. Dress with your most alternative predilections in mind for dark, off-season events
like “post-Halloween” and January’s upcoming “Not NYE” festivities.
From bondage to steampunk, this is a safe space where anyone is
sure to find their comfort zone.
Get on your knees and worship her...
The South Lambeth club’s byline is succinct enough to have you salivating from curiosity, and rightfully so. This club is an environment where women can – and will – bring out their
inner power and dominance, for a whole new meaning of
empowerment. There are male slaves for your every wish
(or at the very least to fetch a couple of drinks), and live to please
the lustful woman who orders them about. Female attendees with
their male guests will be treated to live femdom and boylesque
performers, various DJs to set the mood, dungeon equipment,
and endless possibilities with slaves and “Maitre D” services.
Have fun, ladies!
And the number one place to fucking go this week…
1. Torture Garden
Hailed as the world’s largest fetish party, this is truly the no-holds-barred experience that fetish pros are looking for. The dress code is all over the board, starting with latex pop culture costumes, militia uniforms, masks, leather, and going all the way to full-out naked (for when you just can’t decide what to wear). There’s plenty for those seeking pleasure in pain, but this is also a safe place for some good
old-fashioned escapism to dance the night away under cages that
dangle from the ceiling over the dance floor. The events move all
around London, but check out their upcoming Christmas Ball at
Coronet on December 10th for some steamy holiday fun!
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