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10. Cabaret Voltaire: Discover Who’s Your Dada
See the best that Edinburgh Fringe has to offer at the Cellar Door each Wednesday. Descend into this notorious underground venue for free entry past 4 PM, and get a glimpse at the CellarDoor virgins as they take the stage in a burlesque revue.
9. Blow His Mind: Erotic Class
For £25 you can learn how to give the best blow job ever. Students will learn how to heat things up, sustain the pleasure, and finish the job. Keep your clothes on, please, and bear in mind - this is a women only event. Champagne and cupcakes will be served.
8. OM Life: One Taste Britain
Learn to live life stroke by stroke. Yes, I’m referring to your (or your partner’s) vulva. This weekly series provides new and veteran OMers (practitioners of orgasmic meditation) a space to get their OM on.
7. LGBT Social Evening: Village Soho
Meeting on the second Wednesday of each month, this event is for members of the LGBT community who are looking to mix and mingle in a classy environment. The group takes over the ground floor of the village Soho from 18:30 to 21:30.
6. Friday Folies Bergère: Femmes Fatales
Pete takes to the piano tonight while the ladies take the stage. Head underground for heat, tits, and ass (hidden beneath thongs and pasties, that is - and probably a great deal of sparkles).
5. Osada Ryu Weekend Intensive: Anatomie Studio
Bondage educator and performer hailing from Vancouver, Barkas, leads this weekend of rope, bondage, and passion. Attendees participating must have a working knowledge of shibari, as the content is geared toward advanced practitioners.
4. PrideRun: 10K 2016
Meet at 11 AM in Victoria Park for a day of running and rainbows. Sign up now, as space is filling up fast, and the park can only hold so many people! Come on down and fly your colors.
3. Kit Kat Kabaret: Decadent Cabaret & Burlesque
Limited seating available, comes with complimentary champagne or Vedett. The show starts at 9, and the party winds down at 1 AM. Get comfy and stay a while.
2. Pink Glove: A Queer Disco
Love pulp, indie, new wave, and post punk sounds just as much as you love the LGBTQ community? Stop by The Victoria for live beats by DJ Pencil Skirt and DJ Seductive Barry for the party of the summer.
And coming in at this week’s top thing to do…
1. Desire: Turn On
Spend your weekend stroking your way to pleasure. Learn how to heighten the pleasure of sex by listening to your senses, how to give and receive sexy goodness without feeling guilty or ashamed, and how to love your body as it is. This weekend long event takes place in Central London.
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