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So you’ve secured that date and you want to impress, but how do you stand out in a sea of dinner and a movie? These unique date spots in London range from cheap and cheerful to lavish and luxurious, all determined to impress your date and create that connection you’ve been searching for.
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Unique Date Spots in London Part One
10. Crystal Palace Park
South London holds this place of whimsy and magic with the Crystal Palace Maze, while the grounds are overrun with beautiful dinosaur sculptures! In fact, this park is a paleontological gem, with the 33 dinosaur sculptures representing the 33 discovered dinosaurs and animals within the park – perfect for the animal buff!
9. Primrose Hill
Pack a picnic and your favourite blanket for a hike up Primrose Hill. The draw here is with the beautiful skyline, taken in from north of the city, but it’s also a fun place for celeb spotting like Harry Styles & Gwen Stefani!
Fancy reenacting a bit of fantasy or pop culture?
8. King’s Cross & St. Pancras Station
Sounds boring? Not for fans of Harry Potter or Spice Girls! Visit Platform 9¾ to recreate the infamous Philosopher’s Stone scene (but watch your head), or follow in the footsteps of the Fab 5 at St. Pancras, where the infamous 'Wannabe' video was shot, and a mania was born.
An afternoon stroll along the Thames after browsing thrift shops for used books will be the perfect pressure-free start or end to a casual date. Grab a bite at one of the locals restaurants, or loosen up with a pint in a local pub or the National Theatre.
Dark, sexy tunnels?! Not your average hole in the wall.
6. Gordon’s Wine Bar
A perfect spot for that first date, this easy-to-find and central location has the dark and discreet environment perfect for sharing an intimate glass of wine and some sexy secrets. An excellent wine & cheese pairing is the delicious way to get to know your partner!
5. Pedal Boats In Hyde Park
Get a little activity and some fresh air for an hour-long rental of a good old fashion pedalo. Spending an afternoon splashing around the city lake at Hyde Park and get to know each other a little (without going overboard!)
Looking for more interactive dates and secret places?
4. Evens & Peel Detective Agency
Give an air of mystery and intrigue to your date with a drop by this elusive bar, featuring signature cocktails and classics alike. This underground Chelsea secret masquerading as a detective’s agency is dark and whimsical, and a fantastically fun little way to spice up a simple drink date.
3. The Geffrye Museum
This time-worn treasure is the best hidden gem in London, home to houses throughout history and featuring tributes to historical eras. Finish off the day with a stroll through the beautiful walled gardens and a delicious, fresh-brewed cup of coffee at their blissful coffee shop.
2. London Trocadero
It may not be glamorous, but damn is it fun! A sackful of arcade tokens, unlimited games, and all the sweets and sugar the human body can handle! Make sure you win your boo a comically sized teddy bear to seal the deal. Once you bond by reverting to childhood fun for an evening, you can finish off with something a bit more adult later on!
And the Number One place to fucking go this week is…
1. The Shard
If you’re looking for something a bitter higher end, with a bit more of a “wow” factor, then The Shard is a perfect date destination. Take in a beautiful sunset with your honey to start the evening off on a romantic note and move onto our other date destinations from there!
Charlotte is the writer behind the sex-positive blog, My Tickle Trunk. She is a sex blogger and passionate advocate for body-safe sex aids, sexual exploration, and body positivity! Twitter: @MyTickleTrunk
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