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Top Ten Unique London Date Spots Part II

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Top Ten London Dogging Spots

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Top Ten Unique Date Spots in London Part 1

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Top Ten Unique London Date Spots Part II

Need to get out of the house but don’t know where to go? Have no fear buddies! Fuck.com has compiled this awesome top ten list just for you, so you don’t have to waste hours wandering aimlessly around. So get out there and have some fucking fun!
Dinner and a movie were never a good date idea, to begin with, but I think we can all agree it’s time to move on from this bland staple. Whether you want to impress your date or entertain yourself, we have more unique London date spots for you that may very well rival the company on your next date night!
10 of the Best Fucking Places to Go
Unique London Date Spots Part II
10. Light Up Your Life
Want to know what light you look best in? Light of Sogo is London’s only light art gallery, and should provide plenty of lighting opportunities to set the mood! Go before 6 pm all week for a free date, and marvel in the neon artscape before you.
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9. Walk The Murder Mile
Explore Soho’s most infamous murders with a quirky and unusual tours of London’s top murder scenes. The Blackout Ripper, Willaim Calcraft, the Soho stranger, and more; Murder Mile packs a whopping 18 murderers into this 2-hour walk, so you’re sure to have a lot to talk about after the date!
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Take your best shot!
8. Knock Yourself Out
This is the original It’s a Knockout setup from BBC, where any self-respecting adult can turn back into a kid. Collect as many cannonballs as you can using a gigantic fishing net, throw wet sponges over the castle wall, and stick custard pies in you’re your date’s face! What could possibly go wrong?
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7. Party Like It’s The Blitz
Ever feel like you were meant to be born in a different time? You’re not alone, and you and your date can feel at home at London’s monthly(ish) blitz party, where period fancy dress is mandatory to recreate the feel of 1930s London, complete with enough booze to fill Churchill’s bunker!
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6. Learn About Your Gin
London is home to several gin distilleries, but we like Sipsmith because your entry fee includes a complimentary G&T. They also distil vodka and whiskey, so you don’t need to strictly follow that “must love gin” requirement on your dating profile.
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Vegans and vegetarians should skip to #3!
5. Stuff Animals
If your date isn’t the squeamish type, then perhaps you’ll want a creepy souvenir to take home at the end of the night. Try your hand at the British Academy of Taxidermy for one of their beginner’s taxidermy classes – you even get to choose the cuddly creature you’ll be stuffing!
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4. Appreciate Your Food
If stuffing animals isn’t your thing, perhaps you’d prefer to work with what’s inside instead. Ginger Pig offers classes to teach you the lost art of butchery and teach you a whole new appreciation for your food. Definitely a must for the carnivore in your life!
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Did you ever dream of running away and...
3. Join The Circus
Make sure your date isn’t skittish about heights because you’ll be sky high as you learn to jump, throw, toss, and move through the air like the graceful bird you are! Gorilla Circus holds trapeze classes all throughout the city, so bring someone you really trust to make sure you don’t fall!
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2. Take Tea
We don’t all love heights and animal carcasses. So perhaps you should chill out (and splash out) with afternoon tea at any of London’s interesting tea time experiences. For example Sanderson’s Mad hatter’s Afternoon Tea, including treats like “The Blue Caterpillar”, The White Rabbit 's pocket watch macaroon”, and “Alice's Drink Me Potion”. Visit their site for more tea options sure to impress!
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And the Number One place to fucking go this week is…
1. Get High & Chill
Not like that, but potentially more fun! If rock climbing is played out, you can get really cool with London’s indoor ice climbing wall! Practice for an upcoming break in the Alps, or re-create the Wildling going over the wall in Game Of Thrones – what’s not to love?!
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Looking for even more unique date ideas? London is covered in great places! Check it out!
Charlotte is the writer behind the sex-positive blog, My Tickle Trunk. She is a sex blogger and passionate advocate for body-safe sex aids, sexual exploration, and body positivity! Twitter: @MyTickleTrunk

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Top Ten London Dogging Spots

Need to get out of the house but don’t know where to go? Have no fear buddies! Fuck.com has compiled this awesome list of ‘Top Ten Places to Fucking Go’ just for you, so you don’t have to waste hours wandering aimlessly around. So get out there and have some fucking fun!
We’re getting a bit taboo this week, with the hot topic of dogging! What is dogging? If you listen to UK media, it’s a “problem” in this country, where people have sex outside, potentially inviting nearby strangers to watch or participate. But if you listen to us, it’s something that could fulfill your wildest fantasy when done carefully under cover of night.
We highlight London’s “dogging hotspots,” where you can get it on and fulfill your outdoor fantasy in the company of others.
 

 
Top Ten Places to Fucking Go in the UK
London Dogging Spots
10. Thames Barrier Car Park
The overflow car park of this Eastmoor St. wooded area provides a dark and secluded space for some quick car nookie with new friends.
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9. Royal Victoria Gardens
This small garden park overlooks the river on the north side and gazes upon Woolwich in all its glory across the water. Steer clear of the children’s area with the paddling pool and instead stick to the dense shrubs and trees to provide a nighttime romp for only the most selective eyes.
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A bit further afield...
8. Leaves Green, Biggin Hill
The public toilets of this Bromley hamlet take provide a picturesque village by day and a raunchy sex retreat by… well, day! This hotspot is considered to have all-day, all-night vacancy when it comes to hooking up with an audience!
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7. Bromley Common
Group love finds a home in this sexy paradise, where over 300 online users of swinging websites admit to doing it on the regular.
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Exhausted from all that, ahem, ‘shopping’?
6. Tower Retail Park
Throw the shopping into the boot and venture outside after hours for a hot and steamy session to unwind from your late night Crayford shopping.
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5. Foots Cray
A drive through Foots Cray provides a quaint area to check out churches and the Coca-Cola factory, but pull over to the wooded area on the side of the road after 11 on any Friday and Saturday night, and you’ll find yourself a rowdy good time!
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4. O2 London
This Greenwich concert icon is sure to give you a treat after taking in your favourite show, with the car being serving as a popular place to fuck and watch for all!
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Nature buffs…(come on, someone had to say it!)
3. Abbey Wood
A hotspot for history and nature buffs, but even hotter for frolicking nature IN the buff. Abbey Wood has its own church and 12th-century ruins, but stick to the outer edges, along the road for the spiciest action and couple spotting.
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2. Oxleas Wood
One of the better-kept secrets in dogging hotspots is Oxleas Wood, where couples are king, and you can watch and participate to your heart’s delight. This is a hidden gem, so be sure to hang around the car park after hours on weekends for peak action.
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And the number one place to fucking go this week…
1. Mottingham Sports Field
You can choose to get hot and sweaty with your favourite sports, or you can go the much more fun route – hot, voyeuristic sex with strangers! The sports field leading into the woodland is rife with doggers and is one of the most secluded and popular locations on our list!
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Got your own hot tips for dogging spots? Leave a comment below!
Charlotte is the writer behind the sex-positive blog, My Tickle Trunk. She is a sex blogger and passionate advocate for body-safe sex aids, sexual exploration, and body positivity! Twitter: @MyTickleTrunk

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Top Ten Unique Date Spots in London Part 1

Need to get out of the house but don’t know where to go? Have no fear buddies! Fuck.com has compiled this awesome top ten list just for you, so you don’t have to waste hours wandering aimlessly around. So get out there and have some fucking fun!
So you’ve secured that date and you want to impress, but how do you stand out in a sea of dinner and a movie? These unique date spots in London range from cheap and cheerful to lavish and luxurious, all determined to impress your date and create that connection you’ve been searching for.
 

10 of the Best Fucking Places to Go
Unique Date Spots in London Part One
 

10. Crystal Palace Park
South London holds this place of whimsy and magic with the Crystal Palace Maze, while the grounds are overrun with beautiful dinosaur sculptures! In fact, this park is a paleontological gem, with the 33 dinosaur sculptures representing the 33 discovered dinosaurs and animals within the park – perfect for the animal buff!
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9. Primrose Hill
Pack a picnic and your favourite blanket for a hike up Primrose Hill. The draw here is with the beautiful skyline, taken in from north of the city, but it’s also a fun place for celeb spotting like Harry Styles & Gwen Stefani!
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Fancy reenacting a bit of fantasy or pop culture?
 

8. King’s Cross & St. Pancras Station
Sounds boring? Not for fans of Harry Potter or Spice Girls! Visit Platform 9¾ to recreate the infamous Philosopher’s Stone scene (but watch your head), or follow in the footsteps of the Fab 5 at St. Pancras, where the infamous 'Wannabe' video was shot, and a mania was born.
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7. Southbank
An afternoon stroll along the Thames after browsing thrift shops for used books will be the perfect pressure-free start or end to a casual date. Grab a bite at one of the locals restaurants, or loosen up with a pint in a local pub or the National Theatre.
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Dark, sexy tunnels?! Not your average hole in the wall.
 

6. Gordon’s Wine Bar
A perfect spot for that first date, this easy-to-find and central location has the dark and discreet environment perfect for sharing an intimate glass of wine and some sexy secrets. An excellent wine & cheese pairing is the delicious way to get to know your partner!
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5. Pedal Boats In Hyde Park
Get a little activity and some fresh air for an hour-long rental of a good old fashion pedalo. Spending an afternoon splashing around the city lake at Hyde Park and get to know each other a little (without going overboard!)
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Looking for more interactive dates and secret places?
 

4. Evens & Peel Detective Agency
Give an air of mystery and intrigue to your date with a drop by this elusive bar, featuring signature cocktails and classics alike. This underground Chelsea secret masquerading as a detective’s agency is dark and whimsical, and a fantastically fun little way to spice up a simple drink date.
3.5/5
 

3. The Geffrye Museum
This time-worn treasure is the best hidden gem in London, home to houses throughout history and featuring tributes to historical eras. Finish off the day with a stroll through the beautiful walled gardens and a delicious, fresh-brewed cup of coffee at their blissful coffee shop.
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2. London Trocadero
It may not be glamorous, but damn is it fun! A sackful of arcade tokens, unlimited games, and all the sweets and sugar the human body can handle! Make sure you win your boo a comically sized teddy bear to seal the deal. Once you bond by reverting to childhood fun for an evening, you can finish off with something a bit more adult later on!
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And the Number One place to fucking go this week is…
 

1. The Shard
If you’re looking for something a bitter higher end, with a bit more of a “wow” factor, then The Shard is a perfect date destination. Take in a beautiful sunset with your honey to start the evening off on a romantic note and move onto our other date destinations from there!
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Charlotte is the writer behind the sex-positive blog, My Tickle Trunk. She is a sex blogger and passionate advocate for body-safe sex aids, sexual exploration, and body positivity! Twitter: @MyTickleTrunk

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Top Ten Couples Spas London

Need to get out of the house but don’t know where to go? Have no fear buddies! Fuck.com has compiled this awesome top ten list just for you, so you don’t have to waste hours wandering aimlessly around. So get out there and have some fucking fun!
Need a break from the holiday mayhem? Got a bit of money burning a hole in your pocket? Looking to embark on a relaxing adventure with your special someone? A luxurious spa day fits the bill, whoever you are! We could all use a break, and who better to take a break with than your loved one! Check out our top ten list for couples spas in London!

 
10 of the Best Fucking Places to Go
Couples Spas London
10. May Fair Spa
This spa’s “Together Package” will keep you close, starting with a Moroccan Steam Cleansing Ritual and ending with a signature Mediterranean-inspired bunch in the chic May Fair Bar. You can end your spa time cosying up in the relaxation room or float on over to the sauna and steam room, featuring twinkling fibre-optic lights in the ceiling, giving you the calming feeling of a country night, in the broad daylight of Modern London.
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9. Aman Spa
London has its fair share of spa swimming pools, and it’s been said that this is one of the best to explore. Go for the ultimate corny romance moment as you embrace your love under the pool’s elegant waterfall before continuing onto your tranquil spa treatments. When you’re finished splashing about, treat yourselves to a signature pedicure, a dip in ionised water, and a nap on hot stone beds, all as the world’s most relaxed couple.
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Make it a sexy getaway. Get a couples spa treatment AND stay at the hotel!
8. Browns Hotel Spa
80 minutes of couples’ bliss awaits you as together, you inhale the aroma of scented oils and forget the world with their perfect massage and skin radiance facials. Upgrade to their signature Spiezia Head in Heaven Ritual full-service treatment, to get a personal consultation, and choose how relaxed you both want to be by the very end.
2.5/5
7. K Spa
Located in the trendy K West Hotel, K is home to London’s first Snow Paradise – a chilly -15°C snow chamber that will get your circulation going. You and your honey can huddle for warmth here, or you can opt for their “Two’s Company” package, including candlelight massage, sauna, sun meadow, afternoon tea, and of course, unlimited use of the chill area for a very cool trip indeed.
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Start 2017 out feeling sexy & fabulous with someone special!
6. Ushvani
Want to cosy up to your counterpart in decadence? Ushvani is the place to be for a lush visit, with that far-away feeling without the plane price tag, hidden right here in Chelsea. With treatments drawn from Asian culture, you and your beau get your own private room for three hours of extreme pampering involving massages, soaks, wraps, scrubs, and reflexology. It’s lavish, but exactly the escape you two may need.
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5. The Dorchester Spa
Step into one of The Dorchester's couples suites to relax on their warmed couches, where you’ll both enjoy an aromatherapy massage to help you collectively unwind. Without moving a muscle, you’ll finish off with an aromatherapy rose or refinery facial. While it loses points for lacking a sauna, Dorchester's lush mud wraps, body exfoliation, mineral cleanses and even a rose cocoons awaits you at this Mayfair paradise.
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Celebrate in luxurious fashion & peace and quiet....
4. Akasha Spa
Picadilly Circus hides this gem of tranquillity behind their soundproof wooden doors that really do block out the world. The “Celebration For Two” is relaxation at its finest in the Akasha suite with foot rituals, massage, and a dip into the relaxing Jacuzzi bath. Finish off your afternoon of decadence with some champagne and fruit, and you’ll have to float your way home!
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3. Four Seasons At Park Lane
At The Four Seasons, you’ll find pure luxury in the Spa Sky Suite For Two, allowing you to relax and unwind in a serene setting that includes a private double steam shower, separate dressing room and a relaxation area to provide the utmost luxury for you and your loved one.
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2. The Berkley Spa
A fave of local celebrities, the view from The Berkley just can’t be beat, as it overlooks Hyde Park in its prime location atop the Knightsbridge Hotel. This spa is the perfect package, but London’s finest rooftop pool in the ideal place to unwind with your lover following your vigorous couple’s massage. Even on a misty day, you can go for a splash as they pull out a roof to cover you and make sure the relaxing experience is never forgotten by either of you.
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And the Number One place to fucking go this week…
1. ESPA Life At Corinthia
Luxury doesn’t hit much higher than the Trafalgar Square relaxation haven that sits within the Corinthia Hotel. Revitalise, radiate, and relax with a decadent spa experience for two in your own private spa suite; individual treatment pods, steam showers, relaxation beds and more are all yours for two hours of couple’s TLC.
5/5
Charlotte is the writer behind the sex-positive blog, My Tickle Trunk. She is a sex blogger and passionate advocate for body-safe sex aids, sexual exploration, and body positivity! Twitter: @MyTickleTrunk

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10 Top London Late Night Bars

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When you’re just not ready for the party to be over, you can take advantage of London’s vibrant nightlife and 24-hour licensing. Here are our top picks to keep the midnight oil burning and the drinks flowing until you’re ready for one last nightcap at one of London's top late night bars.
 

 
Fuck.com's Top Ten Places to Fucking Go:
London Late Night Bars
10. Ain’t Nothing But…
Open until 2 am
Best known for live music and trademark blues vibes, this lively, bohemian venue sits among its trendier counterparts lining Kingly Street. Here you’ll be among a large student crowd, looking to relax with a few casual cocktails, free cover, and the smooth sounds of Central London blues.
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You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.... Not anymore!
 
9. Crobar
Open until 3 am
It’s dingy, but the charm of Crobar lies within its simplicity and its attitude. The small bar that crams itself into a tiny row of shop fronts boasts an impressive selection of spirits as well as music selection from their truly retro jukebox. Things here are uncomplicated, with the odd gig and comedy show punctuating an otherwise simple yet charming late night atmosphere.
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8. Bar Italia
Open 24 hours
24-hour spots are a rare find in London, but when they’re there, they’re hot. This Soho café has been around since 1949 as a hub for Italian culture and features much of the same décor and fixtures from their key day. Charming red and white tiles to a signature old-school espresso machine form the flawless Italian image that London’s Italian community embraces to this day.
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Step outside the fucking box and try something new!
 
7. Cahoots
Open until 3 am
Fancy a bit of role-playing? For once we don’t mean it in that way, but this tube-themed bar is a favourite if you’re willing to battle some eager tourists (or potential worldly drinking buddies). Actors pose as “train guards” and refuse to break character as you make your way to the “platform” (AKA the bar) for a choice cocktail on their newspaper-sized menu. No shortage of selection here for your late night libations.
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6. El Camion
Open until 3am
If drinking in a Mexican basement at 3 am is your thing, then it doesn’t get much better than Soho’s El Camion. With an on-staff mixologist overseeing bar operations, the wall of tequila (38 bottles to be exact) never goes to waste and gives you the opportunity to sip on everything from the straight stuff, to perfectly blended margaritas.
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Mix it up until the wee hours of the morning with these cocktail clubs.
 
5. Balans
Open until 6 am
This one makes our list if only for the closing time. If you’re looking for your own personal after-after-party, then Balans has to be one of your top choices for its 6 am closing time. Cocktails are their signature item here, with popular favourites like the frozen daiquiri or pineapple swizzle being house favourites. If you’ve been up a bit too long, you can also replenish your energy with nibbles available late into the night with quesadillas, duck spring rolls, and delicious crab cakes!
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4. Experimental Cocktail Club
Open until 3 am
London isn’t short of cocktails at 3 am is it? Chinatown is a hipster haven at night, the least of which isn’t ECC. Door policy is a bit more strict here, so it’s not your best bet to swing by for a quick pint before bed, but this three-floor bar features throngs of friends and dates alike, enjoying some refreshing custom creations; a choice that you’ll spend hours agonizing over. The décor is cozy, yet opulent, and makes for a great late-night destination to cap off the evening.
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Speakeasies and Chinatown adventures... Where will you get lost?
 
3. Nightjar
Open until 3am
Want the true after-hours experience in speakeasy-style London? Drinks are separated into categories like Pre-Prohibition, Prohibition, and Post-War, but don’t worry – there are no dry drinks here, with these old-school libations pouring until 3 am. Elegant décor and vintage spirits give this place and upscale but old school vibe that should be experienced at least once in your London nightlife.
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2. Opium
Open until 3 am
If you’re looking for something a little on the trendier side, venture to Chinatown’s cocktail-bar-meets-dim-sum-parlour; food is served up until 2:30am, with a drink to wash it down until 3. This late night rendezvous even sports its signature drink, the Opium No.1, served over a dry ice for maximum cool factor; the right amount of pretention and quality to finish off your night out.
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And the Number One place to fucking go this week is…

1. Troy 22
Open until 2:30
Don’t stop the party before hitting up this club with the most eclectic music in the city. Johnny Cash, Queen, all the way through 90’s alternative will keep you bumpin’ and be sure to please everyone in your crowd. Free entry draws all walks of life into the flamenco bar upstairs and rock ‘n roll club downstairs that feels like an unpretentious dance party in your parent’s basement (in the best way possible)
5/5
 
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The 10 Best London Fetish Clubs

Need to get out of the house but don’t know where to go? Have no fear buddies! Fuck.com has compiled this awesome top ten list just for you, so you don’t have to waste hours wandering aimlessly around. So get out there and have some fucking fun!
Feeling kinky? The social atmosphere of a UK fetish club can be just the thing to spice up a vanilla Friday night and push those boundaries to the perfect point of ecstasy. Whips and chains are just the beginning as you explore this sexy city of ours and its many sanctuaries of kink.
Fuck.com's Top Ten Places to Fucking Go:

 
The Best London Fetish Clubs
10. Club Rub
Billing itself as “London’s Friendliest Club” and guaranteeing a great night out, Club Rub has brought joy and depravity for the past nineteen years. Fetish wear is needed to get in, but feel free to strip down to your most comfortable once you’re among friends. Their dungeon is the real fetish attraction here, with the general ambiance ranging from fun and flirty to provocative and sexual.
Their next event is “Christmas Bling” on December 17th, so get
fetish and get frisky!
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9. Toppers Club
Leave the jeans at home for this semi-monthly event at The Flying Dutchman in Camberwell. Fetish wear is required, with all black being the bare acceptable minimum, and even an on-site stylist to help you shy boys release your inner femininity. The defining feature here is the presence of House Dominants & House Submissives, where no request is too shocking, and
Miss G will ensure that you get the right sub or dom.
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Time to get fancy!
8. The Hoist
This Vauxhall fixture in at the harder end of the gay fetish scene in London, with boots being mandatory for entrance. Theme evenings cater to fisting, skinheads, spanking, uniforms, suits, leather, latex, and basically any other fetish your perverted mind can muster. Gogo dancers, cinema porn, and x-rated performances will keep you entertained as you saunter about
the venue. Expect a dark and thrilling atmosphere and an
intensely sexual evening, whether you’re into bears, or into
stripping bare.
2.5/5

7. Club Decadence
For seasoned regulars and curious newbies alike, Decadence features enough visual feasts of eroticism, originality, and creativity to keep North East London buzzing long after their legendary events have passed. DJs, dancing, and decadence are the pillars of this flat-out fun evening, and the price point makes it much more affordable than the upscale London events you might be familiar with.
December 10th is their next all-night round of pleasure, so dress to
impress and head on over to Murder Mile Studios to explore your fantasy.
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Strictly fetish room...
6. Club Subversion
Run by a small team of dedicated fetishists who have been active on the London scene for a number of years; Subversion takes place on the first Saturday of every month. There are two very different types of Subversion events; Club Subversion (where you dress up, socialize, play & dance) and Subversion Noir (strictly dark and naughty playtime). The former is good for those who may be new to
the fetish scene and looking to dip their toe in, while the latter
is only suggested for those who have visited the club on one of its
more vanilla nights. The dress code is strictly fetish, and the events
bounce between Vauxhall and Selhurst every couple weeks.
3/5

5. Killing Kittens
The sexual elite takes refuge in the world’s most decadent and hedonistic parties. Events are thrown multiple times a week around the world, with London being a regular fixture for the lavish, female & couple-oriented events. Every event has a theme, with nights like “Silver Kittens” for the over 45 crowd, “Sankktuary” featuring sensual yoga, and as many masked balls as you can handle. Dress to kill for
a night filled with the moans of pleasure that you’ve been craving.
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All of the kinky things...
4. The Underground Club
“Beneath Central Station lies a world of darkness and mystery.”
While generally true at any given time, this mantra for The Underground Club brings a whole new dimension to The London Underground. This same-sex-oriented club is best known for their very distinct themes nights like “A.B.C.” (Adult Baby Club), Big Office Orgy, Collared, and every other dark fantasy you’ve ever dreamed
of exploring. Down and dirty are the buzzwords here, so bring
your filthiest thoughts to this sexy King’s Cross staple.
3.5/5

3. Club Antichrist
Described as Europe’s largest alternative crossover party, Pentonville’s Antichrist merges the worlds of goth, fetish, and industrial into an off-beat, sensual experience. And a big one; every AC party is spread over nine zones, with apt titles like Theatre of Sin, Devil’s Playroom, Couple’s Room, and Hellfire Bar. Dress with your most alternative predilections in mind for dark, off-season events
like “post-Halloween” and January’s upcoming “Not NYE” festivities. 
From bondage to steampunk, this is a safe space where anyone is
sure to find their comfort zone.
4/5
Get on your knees and worship her...
2. Pedestal
The South Lambeth club’s byline is succinct enough to have you salivating from curiosity, and rightfully so. This club is an environment where women can – and will – bring out their
inner power and dominance, for a whole new meaning of
empowerment. There are male slaves for your every wish
(or at the very least to fetch a couple of drinks), and live to please
the lustful woman who orders them about.  Female attendees with
their male guests will be treated to live femdom and boylesque
performers, various DJs to set the mood, dungeon equipment,
and endless possibilities with slaves and “Maitre D” services.
Have fun, ladies!
5/5

And the number one place to fucking go this week…
1. Torture Garden
Hailed as the world’s largest fetish party, this is truly the no-holds-barred experience that fetish pros are looking for. The dress code is all over the board, starting with latex pop culture costumes, militia uniforms, masks, leather, and going all the way to full-out naked (for when you just can’t decide what to wear). There’s plenty for those seeking pleasure in pain, but this is also a safe place for some good
old-fashioned escapism to dance the night away under cages that
dangle from the ceiling over the dance floor. The events move all
around London, but check out their upcoming Christmas Ball at
Coronet on December 10th for some steamy holiday fun!
5/5
 
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Fuck.com's Best London Sex Shops

Need to get out of the house but don’t know where to go? Have no fear buddies! Fuck.com has compiled this excellent top ten list just for you, so you don’t have to waste hours wandering aimlessly around. So get out there and have some fucking fun!
 
London is littered with these sultry storefronts, so how do you know which stores wants to get you off, versus rip you off? We’ve got the ten best in London to fit both thrifty and lavish alike, so you can shop easy (and get off easier…)
Top Ten Places to Fucking Go
The Best London Sex Shops

Harmony

The main floor of this accessible & inclusive shop has all of your reasonably priced sex aids with an upscale vibe; and speaking of vibes, this has the selection you’ve always wanted! Downstairs you can find erotica, porn, and lingerie to keep you well equipped for the night ahead.
2/5

Fetish Freak

London has no shortage of fetish wear specialists, but this little gem is made especially with the man in mind, with leather and rubber depravities set at incredibly fair prices. You can start with a simple pair of briefs, and work your way up to a full-blown leather body bag, for the ultimate kinkster!
3/5
 
London really does have everything!
Honour

Got kink? Drop by this Newington shop for a breathtaking range of kink wear, toys and BDSM gear designed to suit all budgets and kinks, including an abundance of deplorable and affordable goodies. If you’re a fan of the latex brand Skin Two, then this exclusive stockist has to be on your list, as well as all other designs, including leather and vintage-inspired staples.
3/5

Regulation

Gay and bondage products find a virtual haven at Regulation, bringing together the worlds of sex wear, BDSM, and playful toys to set the mood. This shop is not for the newbie (or perhaps just the brave ones), with a focus on fetish play, electro-stim, sounding, and the like.
3/5
 
From specialty fetish wear and specifically gay centred shops you won't miss a thing at the best London sex shops!
 
House of Harlot

A Brick Lane destination for your kinkiest and most imaginative latex & rubber lingerie needs, House of Harlet is a designer’s paradise, having been sent down the catwalk by Louise Vitton, Oscar de la Renta, and Marc Jacobs, and clad the body of man a celebrity. Sexy little pieces are artfully crafted and handled with care by some of the best customer service in London, with even some selection for the casual clubber.
3.5/5

Expectations


If you liked Regulation, then be sure to check out this gay lifestyle toys flagship. The same genre of fetish play, with a more available selection and even more categories such as sexual aromas and niche kink, wear such as kilts. Definitely worth checking out the next time you’re in Old Street!
3.5/5

With so many sexy places to shop you'll never run out of ideas!
 
Liberation

Looking for a unique designer latex with the opportunity for star sightings? Lady Gaga is a store favorite for this flagship Libidex store, and their line of rubber tights, stockings, dresses and leggings are a clear reason of why this is a hit. On your way out, pick up a pair of leather restraints and a mysterious mask to get your night on its way.
4/5

Prowler Soho

The UK’s largest gay lifestyle store is known for sexy good-time treats in the form of masturbators, poppers, anal toys, cock rings, and novelty items that will touch upon your favorite pop culture fandom. They also feature a lovely selection of male-oriented sex wear such as extra-snug boxers and g-strings to show off what you were born and blessed with. Stop by for one of their celebrity meet ‘n greet events and pick up some sexy swag for afterward.
4/5

Coco De Mer

No list would be complete without this beacon of luxury taking a top spot. While not typically for the budget friendly (you can go to their big sister for that - affordable online superstore Lovehoney), a cruise around this shop will immerse you in the highest quality sex products you can imagine. Dildos made from sustainable wood, ceramic butt plugs, and glass wands that are hand-blown right here in England. Other goodies include discreet toys (think vibrators masquerading as jewelry), delicious massage oils, and gold-gilded bondage gear.
4.5/5

And the Number One place to fucking go…

Sh!

Open since 1992 as the first-ever “for women” erotic boutique and cater to the discerning woman who wants to shop in a safe place. Their rules are a bit more relaxed nowadays, with the first floor solely reserved for the ladies and couples, but the basement is a come-one-come-all space to find every kinky need. The selection ranges from the educational with sex manuals and erotic novels, to the exciting, with an impressive selection of strap-ons and vibrators, all with helpful staff to find your ideal item for any price-point.
5/5

Charlotte is the writer behind the sex-positive blog, My Tickle Trunk. She is a sex blogger and passionate advocate for body-safe sex aids, sexual exploration, and body positivity! Twitter: @MyTickleTrunk
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WTF is The Mystery Box Show?

A little while ago one of our writers attended an event at The Mystery Box Show. It took place at the Alberta Rose Theatre in Portland, OR. Their motto? It’s all about sex. And it’s all true.
WTF is...
The Mystery Box Show

That’s right! Their shows are about everyday people, from all lifestyles. Their only commonality is sex. Sometimes the storytellers are sex educators, or authors, some adult film veterans, while other times they are moms, grocery store clerks… average people simply wanting to share their story.

When I walked into the theater, I felt nervous. I wasn’t sure why, but since I’m empathetic my first instinct was—these people are going to tell very intimate stories about themselves—and it made me feel anxious for them. But the theater was adorable and those in the audience were happily chatting away as the hosts of the show set up, so I set myself at ease.

First time for...
My friend and I chose a seat up front so we’d have the best view. Even though many of my friends had attended shows before, I had no idea what to expect. So when the first speaker came out and shared his story, I was pleasantly surprised. He was sharing about his first time hiring a masseuse… You know, the kind that will massage manly bits and not just the back? He shared about his nervousness, his decision to try, and the hilarious experiences that followed. I was laughing so hard that my stomach and cheeks throbbed by the time he’d finished.

Not all stories were comedic, though. Others involved getting to know their bodies in a serious sort of way, and some were about finding enlightenment through sexuality, one shared a story about becoming a Daddy to her submissive. The stories varied just enough that the more serious ones weren’t too heavy. And each sharer got a loud cheer from the audience when finished.
Anyone can share their sex stories:
The storytellers were beautiful, funny, and brave for getting on stage and sharing such intimate memories with us. While I went for entertainment, I learned things about what sexuality means to others, about finding humor in things gone awry, and even about parts of myself that I didn’t fully understand. Their sharing did more than just entertain. They gave us all food for thought.
 


The hosts, Reba and Eric, were great as well. They worked hard to make sure everyone felt at ease and they gave out prizes and asked those in the audience to anonymously share their most embarrassing memories by filling out a card that they later read on stage! Those naughty details are posted on their twitter feed @mysteryboxpdx.

If you’re into sex-positive stories, I highly recommend The Mystery Box Show. Their pricing is very reasonable and even if you get the VIP tickets, they’re affordable and come with a goody bag that makes paying the higher price worth the investment! When visiting Portland, Or, definitely check out one of their shows!

Listen up Fuck.com Buddies! Sienna Saint-Cyr will be live and on stage at the Mystery Box Show on 11 December with the one and only Savage Lovecast host Dan Savage! Laugh some laughs, cry some tears and go support some sex positive storytelling or share your own stories!
Sienna Saint-Cyr writes erotica and blogs about kink, poly, body image, and most things relating. Follow her on her website or on Twitter @siennasaintcyr.
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The 10 Best UK Burlesque & Cabaret Shows

Need to get out of the house but don’t know where to go? Have no fear buddies! Fuck.com has compiled this awesome top ten list is just for you, so you don’t have to waste hours wandering aimlessly around. So get out there and have some fucking fun!
Burlesque is back, baby! And in a big way. Peeling off layers and strutting your stuff has never been hotter in the UK, and we want to give you a peek into the frills and feathers of the cabaret arts with our top ten choices in England for this sultry art form! All burlesque clubs have an implied dress-to-impress dress code, so dust off your favourite frock and break out the glitter for these 10 burlesque beauties.
 
10 of the Fucking Best Places to Go:
 UK Burlesque & Cabaret
 
The Bethnal Green Workingmen’s Club London
The Workingmen’s Club is a mixed bag, in so many delightful ways. When they aren’t hosting a games night or classic disco-themed parties, cabaret can find a warm welcome at this cheesy throwback to men’s clubs of old. Come for the no-holds-barred cabaret, and stay for the sexy, laugh-out-loud night you’re sure to have. And if that’s not enough, the iconic heart marquee light
on stage will give your Instagram photos the best backdrop.
3/5
9. The Birdcage Manchester
This iconic cabaret club is home to some of the best drag & show acts in Manchester, incorporating timeless cabaret arts into a modern club atmosphere. There’s something for everyone at this infamous venue – including some of your favourite pop icon tributes – and if only for the historic name alone, this club is worth your visit while in Manchester.  
3/5
 
Gentleman's clubs, circus acts and burlesque the UK has fucking EVERYTHING!
 
8. Black Cat Cabaret at Hotel Cafe Royal London
Every month, the Hotel Cafe Royal is transformed into a vision of burlesque beauty to deliver a variety show of singing, burlesque, circus acts, and comedy. This small space fills up quickly, with the shows being once a month, so get there early to make sure you’ve got your spot for mesmerizing visuals and more stimulation than you can shake a feather fan at!
3.5/5
7. Cirque Manchester
This newcomer to the Manchester Burlesque scene is showing a lot of promise, with seductive headliners, spicy theme nights, and elaborate events to entertain everyone in your group. Taking the place of the old Hell Fire Club, this sexed-up rejuvenation is the hottest spot to be for a quick cocktail, or a full-force affair!
4/5
 
Do you go all ga-ga for glitter and glamor and a bit of comedy?
 
6. Club Noir Glasgow
You won’t be able to take your eyes off the glitz and glamour of Club Noir’s flawless acts. Once you’re done swooning for their immaculate performances and captivating costumes, the club will fill with your favourite music from every era and launch your night on the best night possible!
4/5
5. Rah Rah Room London
Masquerading as another circus-themed nightclub on most nights, the weekends come alive with Rah Rah Revue – a tribute to the cabarets arts and burlesque showgirls of this world. A ticket gets you reserved seating for the show of your life, plus gourmet burgers, platters, and entry to the Rah Rah Room itself, of course. The perfect ambiance for audiences of every gender, with acts ranging
from burlesque peelers to one-man comedy shows to warm you up!
4.5/5
4. Circus London
Want your performers to literally jump through hoops for you? Then Circus is your spot! A jaunt to Covent Garden gets you dinner with an Asian flare, with circus acts and cabaret performers to tantalize you between courses; the best way to start off your evening of burlesque fun!
4.5/5
 
Take a trip back in time...
 
3. Proud Cabaret London
Nothing embodies classic cabaret like Proud; gold candelabras, velvet booths, mirrors, and the classic underground vibe of the seedy burlesque days of old. Take in the classic era of burlesque along Strand, with performers always gracing the stage and hyping up a crowd that’s hungry in more than one way!
4.5/5
2. The Box London
Nestled along a Soho side street, this ultra high-end club is less of a night out and more of an immersive experience. With everything from aerial performers to burlesque and pole dancing, performances here embrace shock value as you dive into an overwhelming experience. Laid out over 2 floors, there’s not a bad seat in the house here, and it’s the best way to truly splash out
in London!
5/5
 
And the number one place to fucking go this week…
 
1. Showtime Cabaret at Café De Paris London
While not technically a dedicated club, Showtime Cabaret is the weekly variety show that calls this Soho venue home every Saturday night (the same as Black Cat Cabaret). This show is all about fun, fusing the spirits of burlesque, cabaret, circus, ballroom, and comedy into one riotous, glittery night; go check it out this Saturday for an unbelievable time!
5/5

Charlotte is the writer behind the sex-positive blog, My Tickle Trunk. She is a sex blogger and passionate advocate for body-safe sex aids, sexual exploration, and body positivity! Twitter: @MyTickleTrunk
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