Her (personal) view on 'Deep Throat' - and why you shouldn't even try it to start with...


I decided to practice deep throat as I was feeling left out. I watch porn, girls swallow – men are ecstatic, so I wanted to become an expert. I read the theory on the internet forums - how to breathe properly and swallow, then started thinking, where can I find a dick to practice on? Mentally, I went through a circle of my friends, and remembered one - according to my calculations his dick should not be too big, so I will not suffocate in case it all goes wrong. I call him up.

"Hi, how are you? I need you as a man."

He snuffles and asks me, "do you need a shelf put up or something?"

"No, I need to practice deep throat."

I feel that he's shell-shocked by my candid approach but allows me to come over.  I quickly grab a taxi and go to his place. He opens the door, I tell him in a telegraph mode why I need to practice deep throat and then say, "Let’s do it immediately, it’s urgent and I can’t wait." 

So, this asshole takes out beer and chips - fucking TV slob.  Good thing he didn’t have popcorn or he would've sprinkled my head with it.  So he sprawls out on the armchair, unzips his pants, takes out his cock - ... hmmm ... not much to talk about.  On the plus side – no immediate threat of suffocation. Oh, but how wrong I was, this idiot had smeared his dick with some smelly expired cream.  But, I'm a brave girl not afraid of difficulties.

Remembering the theory, I put my face over his dick and am freaked out by the taste of this old cream thinking to myself "why the fuck did I ask him not to cum too quickly, I’m going to suffocate here and die with a fucking dick down my throat". Well, how am I supposed to practice deep throat like this?  He might as well have rubbed naphthalene all over his dick. So I stop breathing and count the hairs on his stomach.

I reach fifty and realize that I’m going to throw up. Well try it yourself – a throat full of rancid cream. So I go back up and look him in the eye.  Reproachfully.  He just sits there sipping beer like it’s not his dick that smells of grannies and mothballs.  I think to myself, maybe I’m a moth? In the sense that I wanted to bite him in revenge, let him live with a moth-eaten dick. But somehow I felt sorry for him, not really big to start with and then if I bite him he will be an erectile invalid to boot.  So out of sympathy I put my face over his dick again. And he suddenly starts coughing, snot bubbles out of his nose, his face goes red and he strains like he was giving birth or something and then he freezes. That’s when I get really scared, thinking that if this asshole is going to start farting I’m definitely fucked. Suffocation guaranteed.

Thinking, what should I do, I then remember that my friend is very easily influenced, constantly being fucked up by hypnotists of all sorts. In short, I send a strong mental message to him "Cum now you motherfucker" and to enhance the effect stare him deep in the eyes. He cums. Explosively - a mixture of sperm and naphthalene. Then disappears into the bathroom. Didn’t even say thank you to me. Well I didn’t say anything to him either, I only muttered before leaving,

"Fuck, I treated you as a friend and you almost shat yourself because of my deep throat, fucking mothball skunk." I don’t think he heard me.

Read HIS view on Deep Throat


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LOL, this is fucking great!!! When I read this, I had this quote in front of me, it says ''A ship in a port is safe, but that is not what ships are for. Sail out to sea and do new things.'' Hahahaha!!! Awesome xo

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