1. In the car


Any young (or any age for that matter) couple should have tried fucking in the car by now. What is it about getting laid in a car that just makes couples horny? Maybe it’s the ambience of being in a little bubble together, our own little world. Two people in the front, and then there’s the back seat, empty and waiting there invitingly. You may have to be more inventive when it comes to the positions you use but those long warm evenings make for perfect car sex.

 

2. At a festival


The words summer and festival go together like the words ice and cream, so naturally one of the best places to get laid this summer is going to be at a festival. For the singletons, a festival is probably one of the best places in the world to meet someone, even just for the night.

What is it about the festival setting that just makes people horny?


  1. There’s about a quadrillion people floating about, so it’s easy to find someone you've got chemistry with.

  2. Music makes people horny

  3. Alcohol makes people horny

  4. You don’t get the awkward ‘do you want to come back to my place’ scenario. It’s a tent for goodness sake.

  5. Everyone is dirty and smelly so we all become pheromone covered and less self-conscious

  6. What happens at the festival stays at the festival. It’s an entirely different world so nothing really ‘counts.’

  7. Yea but it was at Burning Man” is the ultimate excuse for naughtiness.

 

3. On the beach


Swap the word beach for lake or river depending your location. If you have neither a beach, river nor lake to make love beside, well I feel sorry for you. Try and escape from the desert.

There’s something undeniably romantic about water. Taoists compare getting a woman turned on with heating water, it takes a long time to bring to the right temperature, but stays hot for a long time after. Unlike men who are like the quick flame.

the 5 best places get laid summer

 

4. In a corn field


Again, feel free to swap the word corn for grass, maize or whatever is grown natively in large fields close to you. The beauty of the summer is that the crops are as long as they’ll ever be providing the perfect protection from the outside world for horny couples. A couple I am friends with once had spontaneous sex in a hemp field in southern France. Talk about great places to get laid, I challenge you to beat that!

 

5. In your bed like a "normal" frickin person


Just because summer is right around the corner doesn't mean you can go frolicking around in public shagging wherever you feel like it, at any given opportunity. Stay at home, have sex only in the missionary position for no longer than 15 minutes and no less than 10. (Joking...)

So there you have it, go forth and fuck each other’s brains out—summer is coming.

 

Where's your favorite place to get laid this summer?

 

© Antonioguillem / Dollar Photo Club and Laiotz / Dollar Photo Club

 


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