1. Sometimes we just get a little bored


If we fake an orgasm it's often just a polite way of saying "wow, you really get me wet, but right now I'm nowhere near so here are a few shudders and moans to let you know you're going the right way." Well, ish. If you're banging away like a maniac our vaginas are more than likely giving up as quickly as our minds are.

 

2. We're having a When Harry Met Sally moment


We don't always know we'll fake an orgasm from the very first pump, but if it has all been a bit theatrical so far then we might be tempted to throw our heads back and let you think you've reached the finishing line in the best kind of way to keep you satisfied.

 

3. The chemistry just isn't quite there yet


We don't always even know the name of the guy pounding us senseless on a Friday night, so the chances are we won't feel comfortable enough to give you a tour of our clitoris just yet. Be grateful we're even opening our legs guys, unless you'd rather we sit down and give you a tutorial beforehand and tell you where you're probably going to go wrong before you've even started.

7 reasons to fake an orgasm

 

4. We aren't always all about the finale


It's great that your aim is to get us squirting into next week, but we also like the journey and everything in between. So throw us about a bit, switch up the positions and it'll feel a lot better. But when you're expecting us to cum and we've just been concentrating on your cum on our faces, we like to throw a fake one in there so you feel like you've completed the job after all that time.

 

5. Because you'll probably be insulted if we don't cum at all


You've been pulling out all your best moves, nibbling in all the right places and have left our bed an absolute mess, but we just aren't feeling it. If you have to ask us if we've cum, the answer is more than likely going to be a no. So don't get pushed out of shape when we give you what you've been looking for, even if it is a fake one.

 

6. Guys cum quicker than girls


If you've shot your load already we're probably not feeling it anymore. Your cock has little interest in making us squirm so it's probably best for the both of us if we grip on the bed sheets and let you think you've got us cumming all over the place. The gift of an orgasm takes time my dear, and most of us can't cum from just penetrative sex anyway.

 

7. We faked it that ‘other time’ and have to stick to it


Sometimes we just fake it a little too much. It was so believable even we weren't sure if we had an orgasm or not. Maybe we've both had something to drink, maybe you just want it over with too, but after faking it the time before, expectations are still pretty high. If you whispered a few sweet nothings in our ear and we came all over the place, there’s not much we can do but sit it out and wait for the real thing.

 

© pavelkriuchkov / Dollar Photo Club and marinasvetlova / Dollar Photo Club

 


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