There are always new and exciting sex moves being published in women’s magazines, most of which are largely useless. Here are seven sex moves you think he wants, but he probably doesn’t…

 

1. Hinting you want sex, then making him work for it


After a long day at work the last thing he is going to want to do is have to work his way into your pants. The Chase is the game for those on their first few dates, not those in a long term relationship. He’ll probably give up and go to bed if you’re being too stubborn, and you’ll be left gagging for it wondering why your plan didn’t work.

 

2. Carefully placing mirrors to watch you having sex


This is a turn on for many, but everyone is a bit afraid of those non-erotic angles. It’s probably going to distract him if anything, and if he isn’t totally sure with his body it’ll probably make him a little self conscience too – so he might not be quite as good as he usually is.

 

3. Reading him something from an erotic novel


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Why not just chuck some porn on in the background? A lot of erotic books are a little cheesy, so it’ll probably kill the mood and leave you both laughing rather than wanting to fuck each other. It may sound like a hot idea, but if you’re going to attempt it, choose the book wisely.

 

4. Joining him in the shower before work


If he’s got to get up early, and is already running late, trying to seduce him when he’s half asleep probably isn’t going to get you very far. Shower sex can be awkward, sucking him off as the shower blasts you in the face – or standing slightly uncomfortably with your back against the wall without even a chance of getting wet will leave you fucking cold instead.

 

5. Making a shitload of noise when you orgasm


Sex noises and dirty talk are always great, but screaming the house down can be a right turn off. Not only will he probably suspect that you’re faking it, but it can seem far too dramatic. Concentrate on your orgasm, not yelling for no real reason.

 

6. Saying his name over and over again


Saying his name a few times is enough, and even then it’s not really necessary – although it can be kinda hot. As long as you aren’t saying your ex’s name, I doubt he cares. But saying it over and over again? He’ll think he’s fucked you into some sort of time loop.

 

 

© Olaf Speier / Dollar Photo Club und michelaubryphoto / Dollar Photo Club

 


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