Looking for something fun and sexy to do this week? Maybe you want to learn a new trick? Or meet some fresh faces? Your search has finally fucking ended. Fuck.com has done the work for you and gathered the top ten sex positive events in London. Be there or be square.

This week is all about kinky London and its famous fetish and burlesque clubs hosting special event nights! Don’t worry, there are a few workshops happening too! 

 

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Top Ten Things to Fucking Do This Week #33: Get a Little Kinky London

10. DV8: Club Mystics
DV8 hosts a monthly CD/TV/TS event every third Friday of the month. Located about 30 minutes south of London, Club Mystics’s 52-acre venue is secluded from the general public. Dress code is smart casual or glamorous diva. August 19, 9pm-2am 

9. The Old HellFire Club: SWISH SWIngers & FetISH
Every 3rd Saturday of the month, there is a party held for pervacious ladies and pervect gentlemen for fetish swinging and BDSM at your S&M. Newbies welcome! August 20, 9:30pm-3am

 

The two T's, the naughty and nice side of kinky London.

8. Cellar Door: High Tea & Tease
An afternoon of cabaret, cards & burlesque in the company of some of London's most decadent artistes including John Waters' muse Miss Ivy Paige, burlesque legends Beatrix Von Bourbon & Chrys Columbine and more! The seat price includes the show, casino chips and high tea with bubbles, finger sandwiches, cupcakes & tea. August 20 @ 2pm 

7. The Hoist: Hardon 
It is a special summer fuckathon. With DJ Brent Nicholls, the master of fucke-me-tech and DJ RW from Amsterdam. Be prepared for a hard raunchy show. Dresscode: Leather, Rubber, Nasty Pig, Sports, Industrial, Uniform Naked or Jock Boots and Socks. August 20, 10pm-4am

 

Learn about getting spanked properly.. Because it's nice to know how to be naughty!

6. Sh-Womenstore: Spanking Erotic Class
In this relaxed and friendly class, you will be enlightened, educated and inspired with the fun activity of safe, sane and consensual spanking. You will learn the pleasures of pain, how and where to spank safely and sensually, the different feel and effect of floggers, crops, spankers and hands, contrasting sensations and aftercare. August 17 @ 6:30pm

5. The Hoist: Gay-Fetish.net Launch Night
Sponsored by www.spirit-connection.co.uk. Gay-fetish.net is a new global community that allows you to chat and experience all types of gay fetishes. The launch party will include a dance show. Dress code is smart, kink suit with leather. August 19, 8pm-1am

4. The Summer House Weekend
Fancy a weekend in the countryside surrounded by people who love the sensual part of life? This weekend getaway hosts workshops, many of which are centres around sexuality and discovery. August 18-22  

 

Kinky London struts its stuff with the next top three Thing to Fucking Do....

3. Hippodrome Casino: Soho Burlesque Club Late
Burlesque superstar Miss Polly Rae performs every Saturday with an outrageous late night Burlesque and Cabaret Soirée. Miss Polly seductively invites you into her ‘Boudoir’, to get up close and personal in this celebration of all things sensual, sexy and saucy. August 20 @ 11pm

2. The Alice: Fetish Speed Dating 
This FREE event is for all those who want to meet new people in the fetish scene. A perfect night for mingling! This doesn’t happen often, so make sure to be there! August 16, 7pm-10:30pm

1. Bi-Kink Club: London’s Hottest Bisexual Kinky Fetish Orgy 
This party is open to bi-sexual males and females, gender-fluid people as well as TV/TG/TS, either single, as a couple or poly-groups! Basically, this orgy is for everyone who wants to participate. This party is described as “full-on orgy” so explicit activity is bound to happen. August 19, 9pm-3am

Want more things to fucking do? Stay tuned for next week's edition of Fuck.com's Top Ten Things to Fucking Do for more (sex positive) events!


Rebecca Dane is one half of A Couple of Kinks - a sex-positive site that focuses on sex toy reviews, ‘how to’ guides and stories of their sex adventures. They are hoping to help impact the sex toy industry by focusing on safe, ethical and LGBT+ inclusive companies as well as help normalize sex and kink. 


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