Looking for something fun and sexy to do this week? Maybe you want to learn a new trick? Or meet some fresh faces? Your search has finally fucking ended. Fuck.com has done the work for you and gathered the top ten sex positive events in London. Be there or be square.
It is the first weekend of Halloween celebrations, and there are parties perfectly themed for the occasion. If Halloween isn’t really your thing, don’t worry because there are plenty of scheduled workshops to get you through this spooky week.
Top Ten Things to Fucking Do #43:
It's a Halloween Ball! Or not...
10. Queer Shakespeare 400
Everyone is invited to come explore the queerness of Shakespeare through art, music, poetry, performance and theories! All artists are LGBTQ+, and all attendees should be at the very least non-LGBT-phobic. October 29, 12pm to 7pm
9. Club Indulge
Club Indulge is the most body positive club you can find in London and Halloween is their most popular night of the year! Fancy dress is optional, but you are guaranteed to have a good time. Disabled access, free parking and prizes all night long. October 29, 8pm to 2am
Friendly fiends welcome you on All Hallow's Eve
8. Topper’s Club at The Flying Dutchman
Topper’s is a BDSM/Fetish Club run by Miss G Vious and Goddess Cleo. The main emphasis is on having fun and being comfortable with your kinks. Known as the friendliest fetish club in London, it welcomes everyone to come enjoy the night. Dress code is fetish attire, minimum is black clothing.
October 30, 8pm to 6am
7. Intro to OM
This is a day long intro course to learn the basics and philosophy of TurnOn’s signature practice. The day includes an introduction to Orgasmic Meditation which discusses the benefits and 5 Triggers of the Orgasm State, a live demonstration and a step-by-step clothes-on demonstration. This course is confidential and professional and leaves lots of room for Q&As. October 29, 10am to 5:30pm
6. Soho Burlesque Club Late
What else is Saturday night for if not a sumptuous, raunchy and risqué burlesque show? Join Miss Polly Rae, Kitty Bang Bang, Bettsie Bon Bon and more for a sensual night of entertainment. You’ll have plenty of time to attend a halloween party after! October 29, 11pm
Knot so good with ties? New to sensation play?
5. Introduction to the Takate Kote
A perfect class for complete beginners! You can learn the basic principles and patterns of Takate Kote or “Box Tie” in a 3 hour class run by Fred and Anna. You will also learn about safety, communication, tension and flow. No rope needed. October 26, 7pm to 10pm
4. Wax Play Workshop
Join the wax play demonstration rub my Miss Kim at Club RUB. You will learn how to use wax and fire safely as well as tips to enhance sensations with ice cubes or cold metal objects. You’ll learn about different types of wax and how to use each type. Demonstration will be done in a safe and controlled way. October 30, 7:30pm to 9:30pm
Serving up some tasty treats and costumes!
3. In Love and Service with Ruby May
This is a weekend workshop exploring female dominance and male service. It is a journey into the mentality and vulnerability of the relationship to power. This level 3 workshop will work towards removing preconceived ideas of gender and opening the door to intimacy. October 28 to 30
2. Club Subversion at Crystals
This month’s theme is Kabuki Kink, which means kimonos, zenti suits, kinky cosplay, hello kitty, kinky kawaii, lolitas, ninjas and more! Club Subversion is located 25 mins from central London and equipped with a huge playroom, separate dance room, top DJs, resident Masters, Mistresses and slaves. October 28, 10pm – 5am
And coming in at this week’s top thing to do…..
1. Torture Garden Halloween Ball 1
Who can resist a Halloween themed ball? There is an enforced Halloween fantasy and fetish dress code. Special rooms include a haunted forest installation, a Japanese horror bondage room, a satanic dungeon and a horror hospital slaughterhouse. There are a total of 9 fantasy themed rooms on 3 different floors so you are sure to find somewhere to spend the night. October 29, 9pm-6am
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Rebecca Dane is one half of A Couple of Kinks - a sex-positive site that focuses on sex toy reviews, ‘how to’ guides and stories of their sex adventures. They are hoping to help impact the sex toy industry by focusing on safe, ethical and LGBT+ inclusive companies as well as help normalize sex and kink.
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